End of the world

[Bubba]

What happened, it was suppose to end yesterday. Maybe I'm not really here anymore? Somebody please pinch my ass just to make sure!!

 

[Knight Rider]

Harold Camping "flabbergasted" world didn't end

ALAMEDA -- The man who said the world was going to end appeared at his front door in Alameda a day later, very much alive but not so well.

"It has been a really tough weekend," said Harold Camping, the 89-year-old fundamentalist radio preacher who convinced hundreds of his followers that the rapture would occur on Saturday at 6 p.m.

Massive earthquakes would strike, he said. Believers would ascend to heaven and the rest would be left to wander a godforsaken planet until Oct. 21, when Camping promised a fiery end to the world.

But today, almost 18 hours after he thought he'd be in Heaven, there was Camping, "flabbergasted" in Alameda, wearing tan slacks, a tucked-in polo shirt and a light jacket.

 

[LisaOfToronto]

Harold Camping "flabbergasted" world didn't end

damnnn i spent the whole of Saturday evening in the underground parking garage waiting for rapture ...grrrrrrrrrr Harold owes me some money

 

[tboy]

mumblemumblemumblefuckingidiotsmumblemumblemumble

 

[Raiden]

The dude is 89 years old. He knows his days are numbered and is thinking if I gotta go so should everyone else, so he prayed so hard for the end the schmuck started actually believing it.

 

[Boing]

Yeah, we're all here. I'd rather give ya a slap, if it's all the same to you. :arf:

Slap the man :great: :he:.

Did you guys hear that this dude has collected millions of dollarios. Does he plan to give it back now that the end did not happen?.

 

[peace]

..is he brainless too?