Favorite Christmas movies...

[Prick]

Sounds like something your urologist probably said when you went for that erectile dysfunction consult last week.....:LMAO:

The blue pill helped my sex life but doubt it can save you. The doc did mention there was a client waiting after me that had issues with a 12 inch dildo stuck up his ass. Sorry to have kept you waiting.

 

[LadyJacklyn]

Can you spank me even if it is hot? :wink2:

It depends. Post it so I can approve it and it better be hot or may have to come over and spank you.

 

[Prick]

Can you spank me even if it is hot? :wink2:

I give up. Yes yes and yes but you have to wait for it after my partying. PM me for a fun time.


Fuck, I always wanted to say that.

 

[demien3k5]

The blue pill helped my sex life but doubt it can save you. The doc did mention there was a client waiting after me that had issues with a 12 inch dildo stuck up his ass. Sorry to have kept you waiting.

Dude - my whole life has essentially been one giant over the counter 'blue pill'! Gotta say, it's been a pretty fucking great ride! LOL!

In terms of the dildo, wasn't me. I've been known to have 'a bug up my ass', 'a stick up my ass', even your mom's tongue up my ass. But my serious aversion to 'cock' has always served me well, and protected my little pink rosebud from any phallic invasions of any sort.

That said, I hope the doctor was able to remove your dildo from that guy's ass and return it to you before you left for the bath house. I'm sure you wanted to go in there armed to the teeth, per your usual. :good:

 

[Prick]

Dude - my whole life has essentially been one giant over the counter 'blue pill'! Gotta say, it's been a pretty fucking great ride! LOL!

In terms of the dildo, wasn't me. I've been known to have 'a bug up my ass', 'a stick up my ass', even your mom's tongue up my ass. But my serious aversion to 'cock' has always served me well, and protected my little pink rosebud from any phallic invasions of any sort.

That said, I hope the doctor was able to remove your dildo from that guy's ass and return it to you before you left for the bath house. I'm sure you wanted to go in there armed to the teeth, per your usual. :good:

Thanks, it makes me feel better that my mom had a good time chewing up your ass but I never been to your bath house.

 

[Wino]

I give up. Yes yes and yes but you have to wait for it after my partying. PM me for a fun time.


Fuck, I always wanted to say that.

Are you singing Christmas songs yet :wink2:

 

[Exodus]

 

[WhiteLion]

That brings back fond memories. Thanks for posting it.

 

[Wanker]

Elf.

 

[Loosemoose]

Other movies not worth watching.

 

[Johnthejon]

The 10 commandments.