Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

[oldguyzer]

He is hung like me but in a different color.

Blue?

 

[God]

Don't believe everything you read Louis

https://xhamster.com/movies/375243/dustin_diamond_amp_the_bride.html

:SayWhat?:

 

[Louis XIV]

Don't believe everything you read Louis

https://xhamster.com/movies/375243/dustin_diamond_amp_the_bride.html

WHY OH WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!!!

Even before I could view the video, I was confronted by a 'free preview' of a dude bouncing is O-ring vigorously up and down on another dude's cock on a toilet. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT! FML! :Crying2:

 

[oldguyzer]

https://meatspin.com/

 

[User-E]

https://meatspin.com/

Why am I not surprised that you know where to find this stuff?

 

[oldguyzer]

Why am I not surprised that you know where to find this stuff?

Bobby gave me the link in a PM...mentioned Louis sent it to him :biggrin2:











Actually, one of my EAs did that on my desktop when I forgot to screenlock it. After something like 50 cycles, it pops up a message, if you can sit through it that long.

 

[User-E]

Actually, one of my EAs did that on my desktop when I forgot to screenlock it. After something like 50 cycles, it pops up a message, if you can sit through it that long.

5 spins was enough for me ... then I got bored.

 

[Louis XIV]

https://meatspin.com/

Not.Gonna.Look.

Ever.

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[oldguyzer]

Not.Gonna.Look.

Ever.

:don'twantto-see:/

Sure.....

 

[bobistheowl]

This is the long dick from post #1, that Google Images won't allow you to see:



The video that's taken from is actually really funny. I made a screen cap with VLC Media Player, so that's why nobody will be able to find it with tinyurl. I uploaded it here, because my image hosting service won't let me posts pics like that. I don't blame them.

The long dick belongs to a guy with gold tooth caps that looks a lot like Betelgeuse from The Howard Stern Show, but much taller. I don't know the names of male porn stars, but any aficionado of that film genre should know whom I'm talking about.

I removed most of the website name from the lower right hand corner, because I could.

 

[Beef Jerky]

Ever broke anything during sex?.

Ever broke anything during sex?.

'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sc...ngerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html



10 Dangerous Sex Positions To Avoid!

 

[danibbler]

I can see that happening.

So far, the only thing broken has been condoms.

 

[oldguyzer]

I'll take the risk...it's my favorite position. So far, so good...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Penile fractures freak me out.

 

[oldguyzer]

Penile fractures freak me out.

Become celibate then...

 

[User-E]

Become celibate then...

Does celibate mean abstaining from masturbation also?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Become celibate then...

I'm not THAT Catholic.

Does celibate mean abstaining from masturbation also?

Yes.

 

[oldguyzer]

Does celibate mean abstaining from masturbation also?

In this case, only if she is on top when she's masturbating you :wink2:

 

[User-E]

Yes.

Ok - I need to go back and edit a previous post.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Seriously though...the more and more I think about it the more and more the idea of a penis fracture with a women in the "cow girl" position makes we want to pass out.