Favorite toys

[User-E]

Does this count?

Only if it quacks when you pull it.

 

[cristycurves]

Does this count?

:Crying2:you mean I'm no longer your favorite toy

 

[RayFinkel]

My favorite toy is named Glennis.

Guys, do not let her sweet innocent girly look fool you.

Glennis can be a real nasty bitch sometimes. Just the other day, I came home from
Work after a very stressful day and she ignored me for 12 straight hours. She just sat there and said nothing to me.
I was very drunk and got very enraged after drinking 12 tallboy cans so I punched her right in the fucking face. LOL Fuck you Glennis you dirty slut!

Sadly, I haven't seen Glennis for two straight weeks. She's in a repair shop for a blown out asshole.

I'm going to miss you Glennis...

 

[Oakley]

I was always happy playing with this toy.