Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Madman]

 

[Esco!]

Too late...laundry done. I'll try and have someone around who will take a pic next time I do laundry.

I wanna give a huge compliment to your surgeon :YMAPPLAUSE: :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

I wanna give a huge compliment to your surgeon :YMAPPLAUSE: :biggrin2:

I'm betting those spectacular umbrellas are natural!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm betting those spectacular umbrellas are natural!

I'd like to confirm that they are.

*Runs*

 

[Esco!]

I'm betting those spectacular umbrellas are natural!

Even better

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hahaha thanx a bunch! And yeah they're natural...nobody is getting near me with a knife...I have an advanced blue belt in karate & pepper spray :tongue:

 

[Bubba]

Fangy man, explain how the Jays lost 2/3 of their starting pitchers


Now, advice on who to call up from the farm. The last two stunk up the joint.

 

[-b]

Fang...there is woman at the gym I really enjoy...
How can I get the nerve to talk to her......How come I can
talk to people but meet a woman that I find totally HOT and
I don't know what to say.........:blush2:

 

[-b]

Too late...laundry done. I'll try and have someone around who will take a pic next time I do laundry.

I see the girls are as lovely as ever.........:blush2:
I had to comment.....Thanks for the tease....I am still praying....raying::biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fangy man, explain how the Jays lost 2/3 of their starting pitchers.

It's quite easy to loose a pitcher if you don't have a tracking device on them. I once lost my niece at a fair once.

Now, advice on who to call up from the farm. The last two stunk up the joint.

Cow's will do that. They shit everywhere.

Fang...there is woman at the gym I really enjoy...
How can I get the nerve to talk to her......How come I can
talk to people but meet a woman that I find totally HOT and
I don't know what to say.........

Why not just tell her exactly what you just told me. It would be a great way to break the ice.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Wow....that last post was very insightful on my part. My apologies it won't happen again.

 

[Reverse]

Cardinal Fang, you're new and you don't know me but I do have a question. My question is about clients with dirty bums, Why do so many men not know how to properly wash their anus? :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Cardinal Fang, you're new and you don't know me but I do have a question. My question is about clients with dirty bums, Why do so many men not know how to properly wash their anus? :biggrin2:

Welcome back little ass checking woman! Where the heck have you been??

 

[peace]

she has been busy cleaning bums .....what do you expect?!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal Fang, you're new and you don't know me but I do have a question. My question is about clients with dirty bums, Why do so many men not know how to properly wash their anus? :biggrin2:

Sad evolutionary fact that men have shorter arms than women.

 

[RAWD]

Sad evolutionary fact that men have shorter arms than women.

I would have thought that clingons are more difficult to clean from hairy ass

 

[-b]

Cardinal Fang, you're new and you don't know me but I do have a question. My question is about clients with dirty bums, Why do so many men not know how to properly wash their anus? :biggrin2:

I miss you Sunshine.......Glad you are back.......:yahoo:
Now come here I have a hug and a spanking for you.....
Ok Just a hug......:blush2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Cardinal Fang, tomorrow I am meeting up with PhoneGuy, and there is a possibility we might end up in a strip joint. Should I wear panties? I don't want to look like a hoochie.

 

[Jerkthis]

If I may Sillygirl. I think thongs would be more appropriate.:wink2:

 

[Madman]

Cardinal Fang, tomorrow I am meeting up with PhoneGuy, and there is a possibility we might end up in a strip joint. Should I wear panties? I don't want to look like a hoochie.

I think a pair of sexy high cut boots with as Jerk suggests a pair of thong panties would look really nice. Let's see the new boots you purchased?raying: