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FKK Sharks (Darmstadt, Germany) - Spring 2017

Kirk Lazarus

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On a recent trip to Europe, I decided to drop in to Germany for some good old fun. Arguably, FKK Sharks is the most popular sex club in the Frankfurt area. It boasts 100 girls in its advertisement and I believe that based on first hand.

FKK is located in Darmstadt and is about a 20 minute drive south of the Frankfurt airport. It is located on a commercial strip with hotels, car dealerships and hardware store.

Bordell bei Frankfurt in Darmstadt | FKK Club Sharks

Cover charge is 65 euros (50 euros on wednesday). The cover charge includes buffet and non-alcoholic drinks. A standard 1/2 hour session with a girl is 50 euros and includes bbbj and full services. DFK is ymmv. Extras such as CIM, greek are extra and to be negotiated with the girls.

This is what the main area looks like. Just imagine this, but with DJ music and 85+ girls walking around in high heels and naked. The girls are mostly EE, particularly from Romania. There are a couple from Dominican Republic, but most are from Europe.



In addition to drinks and food, the cover charge also includes use of sauna and steam room. I used these facilities in between sessions to relax and work up energy for the next sessions.



They have recently renovated their rooms and below is a sample of a room where the sessions happen. Lots of mirrors everywhere. Some rooms also have a mirror on the ceiling.



Girls there are there to make money of course. Most are nice, but some will target you for more cash if you seem to be a newbie or don't care about your case. As I said, standard session with bbbj and FS is 50 euros/half hour. But in 1 hour if you want extras like CIM, perhaps DFK (if not offered in standard rate) or the girl targets you as a softie, a 1 hour session could be 150-200 euros or more (100 euros for standard 1 hour session + 50 euros for CIM + 50 euros for "GFE" with DFK and DATY).

I spent a Wednesday from 4 pm to 2 pm at Sharks. There were about 100 girls there. I was impressed with the line-up quality. Below is a summary of the girls I saw.


Mandy (or is it Nikki ((CZ) - I was approached by a small blond girl with her hair pulled and slicked back with a bun held together by a butterfly clip. She was about 165-170 cm with heels, is 25 years old, has tanned skin, a birth mark of some sort on her right tricep and says she's from CZ. When I met her on Wednesday, I thought she introduced herself as Mandy, but when I met her on Saturday, she said her name is Nikki. She is not a rookie, so I was careful, but wanted to bang her. We get into the room and she asked if I wanted to spend an hour so we can "relaaaaax, smoke, I massage you, blow job and sex," she said. I knew that she's a pro from that sell, but I still wanted to bank her. I said let's do 1/2 hour and see. She looked disappointed. BBBJ, no kissing, light pussy play with my fingers and then standard sex of cowgirl, missionary and side laying down doggie. In missionary she was like a UFC fighter and was in full guard with stiff legs so I couldn't go at my own pace and deep. When I asked for doggie, she said she had too much sex yesterday and cannot do doggie, but offered up side laying doggie. For most of the time, she placed her hand near her kitty as if to make sure the condom stayed on. This was not a GFE session, but I enjoyed having sex with her petite tanned body. It took me almost the full 30 minutes to finish, which I could tell that she was getting impatient with fake "C'Mon. Baby I want you to come in my little pussy" dirty talk. When we finished, she asked for a tip. I said not this time. She took it with grace.

Nastia (RO) - Nastia approached me. She is described as a model like body and nice c-cup gravity defying boobs. I was attracted to her. She has that quirky model look. If you like the model look, I think you'll like her. We had some couch time before going to the room. On the couch, she asked me if I like kissing. I said that I love kissing. She said that kissing was only for 1 hour sessions. I said let's stick with 1/2 hour then and see if I want to extend to 1 hour. She reminded me that there was no kissing unless it's 1 hour. I reminded her that I'm happy with 1/2 hour and see how we get along before I stay longer and that it was up to her if we stay in the room longer. In the room, was BBBJ and sex only. I was satisfied, but didn't find value to extend to 1 hour just for kissing. Nastia is actually a very funny and sarcastic girl. We joked a lot in the room and throughout the night on the floor. She also asked for a tip. I also said that no tip was available. She was ok with that.

Emma (RO) - Emma kind of looked like Denise Richards to me with full lips and shapely, but thick eyebrows. Another nice BBBJ and sex in the room for 1/2 hour. Nothing extraordinary, but no regrets. She also asked for a tip, to which I said no tip available.

Janine (DE) - I saw Janine checking in at the front desk in her street clothes. Very cute girl. She had a nice tan (from the solarium she said). I went with her for 1/2 hour. Compared to the first time I saw her when she just started, she has improved. Nothing earth shattering, but it seems that she is more comfortable with the job. She is more talkative (perhaps knows more English now). Her BBBJ was more passionate and she made share that I had a good view of her giving me BBBJ. In mish, instead of closing her eyes when I first saw her, she was making eye contact and also looking down at her kitty watching the action. Cowgirl was very vigorous on her part. When I asked for doggie, she enthusiastically assumed the doggie position and was letting out moans. When I finished in doggie, she let out a big "woooooooo!" I definitely see improvement with Janine. The 1/2 hour was fine with me and she didn't push for anymore, didn't upsell and didn't ask for tips. I like Janine.

On Saturday I returned to Sharks after checking out Oase earlier in the day.

Magda (RO) - Magda hangs out at the couches next to the money locker and at the end of the bar near the coaches close to the money lockers. Magda is a little but more full body and not as athletic, but is nice. She is not one of the hot girls at the club but more of a girl next door type. She has dark straight hair and pale skin. She carries a red purse that has a cartoon face on it. While speaking to her on the floor, I could see that she is a very nice girl. I decided to take her for 1/2 hour. She was very affectionate when we were waiting in the room. Once inside the room, without asking she went for DFK. BBBJ felt good and didn't stop until I asked her to put on a condom for sex. Cowgirl, mish and doggie was to be had. I had a fun time with Magda. She has no attitude and is a very nice girl. It was busy on Saturday, so we had to wait for a room to clear up. Some guy couldn't wait and started to bang right there on the couch.

Florentina (RO) - Florentina has a nice athletic body, tanned, A-cups, straight dark hair. She is very nice to talk to on the floor and is wild in the room. Florentina also started DFK without hesitation. BBBJ was excellent as she paid attention to my reactions and changed the BBBJ accordingly. Sex was great and loud. Very nice girl.

There were so many other girls I wanted to session with, but I had to get back to the airport for my plane and Kirk Jr. stopped responding to hot chicks.
 
thanks for the review of sharks. i've always wanted to check it out and your review is great. definitely missing out on what germany has to offer.
 
Helpful information, thanks Kirk.

Girls there are there to make money of course. Most are nice, but some will target you for more cash if you seem to be a newbie or don't care about your case. As I said, standard session with bbbj and FS
is 50 euros/half hour. But in 1 hour if you want extras like CIM
, perhaps DFK
(if not offered in standard rate) or the girl targets you as a softie, a 1 hour session could be 150-200 euros or more (100 euros for standard 1 hour session + 50 euros for CIM
+ 50 euros for "GFE
" with DFK
and DATY
).
 
These are pics on their website. Use of phones are discouraged in the main area for privacy reasons.

If I make it to Germany, should I bring a black marker to doodle up your portrait because I'm sure FKK also has a portrait of a smiling Kirk hanging in it's hallways.
 
I keep being tempted :)

Question: How was there English?
I understand they are taught English in schools but I have no desire to learn any German. I have enough trouble with English!

Did you rent a car or how did you get around - or what would you recommend for someone who probably can't read German road signs. Taxi? Urber? Drivers understand English at least for FKK clubs?
 
I keep being tempted :)

Question: How was there English?
I understand they are taught English in schools but I have no desire to learn any German. I have enough trouble with English!

Did you rent a car or how did you get around - or what would you recommend for someone who probably can't read German road signs. Taxi? Urber? Drivers understand English at least for FKK clubs?

It is quite an experience.

In the main clubs in Frankfurt, Berlin and Cologne/Dusseldorf area, their English is quite good. It is good enough to flirt with them and communicate. I'm not sure if all of them learn English in school, but if they haven't they learn the language at the clubs as most foreign visitors (anyone but German or Swiss) resort to English as the international language.

As for transportation, I suggest renting a car with GPS. A car rental will be cheaper than taxis and I don't think there was uber when I was there (but I didn't check). A car is also more convenient than public transportation as you don't have to worry about the train schedules, especially when some clubs don't close until 4am. As for road signs, most signs are universal picture-type so you'll understand. I just did a quick read up on rules of the road to understand general rules of the road such as:

no right turn on a red - thank goodness I knew that because when I left a club at 3am, there was a red light for literally 15 minutes and I was the lead car at the corner. With no traffic at all I was so tempted to turn right and even second guessed myself when the red light remained for 15 minutes. There was a line of cars leaving the club behind me also signalling to turn right, but none of them honked and patiently waited for the light to turn green.

As for hotels, I found the Ibis chain of hotels served my purpose. Since I didn't stay in the hotel long or have any guests over, a no frills room was perfect. The rooms at Ibis ranged from 40-45 euros per night.
 
Good info. No I would not try and navigate public transit. I don't even do that in Canada! I like your right turn on red test - no one honked from behind, assuming not just too polite to do so as would honk in U.S. or Canada.

My GPS travels always with me and have used for decades in Canada but also can get Europe. The only problem was there is a well-known body rub (SRM I believe) where my GPS took me to a huge empty area. I mentioned it when I found the place and they said, oh yes, the city gave us the wrong address vs where we should be on GPS.

Or in Niagara by the Lake PE55 strip club, I was almost sure GPS had me lost since you had to go over a huge bridge span to get to it. Just as I was about to give up, "arriving at PE55 in 300 feet on right". There was a back way avoiding the bridge!
 
Thanks good man. Nothing better than reading from a person that has been there.
 
Nice Reviews. I'll have to look up some of the better girls on my next trip. :YMAPPLAUSE:
 
I've been reading yours and TP273 reviews. Question is what do you gentlemen tip over the rate? and is it worth it if you won't be seeing them again?.
 
Xpoq said:
I've been reading yours and TP273 reviews. Question is what do you gentlemen tip over the rate? and is it worth it if you won't be seeing them again?.

I don’t tip over the agreed rate. Sometimes I repeat a session with a girl I liked more than others, but neither time do I tip and they are still cheerful and friendly.
 
Xpoq said:
I've been reading yours and TP273 reviews. Question is what do you gentlemen tip over the rate? and is it worth it if you won't be seeing them again?.

I have only tipped a few times and that was because I felt they went above and beyond the call of duty. Once for a duo last April ( it took me forever to cum and the girls kept going & took the pounding ) and twice on my last October trip ( Julie at Mainhatten just because she was so sweet & Alice at Oase because she was there to get laid as much as I was!)
 
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