The freakiest turn on I've ever had was with a masseuse in Montreal once. She started to do a massage, but we decided to just lie together holding each other. It wasn't busy, she was the only one working there at that time, and we just lay in each other's arms talking about our lives, not even sexual, but definitely romantic. I had taken a half-hour massage, but I'm pretty sure I was there an hour-and-a-half, but neither of us were counting. She didn't even touch my penis throughout, but eventually it came on its own. She said she almost didn't want to take any money for the session since she didn't even do anything!
Another freaky turn on was when I had turned on another masseuse, just by talking to her. This time it happened in Ottawa. Again it was a similar situation, she was working alone, and we began to talk about stuff, not even romantic stuff this time: religion and politics. Now this girl is a bit brainy, she enjoys intellectualism. I started rattling off trivia about various subjects, and she was genuinely surprised by the insight I was giving her. After awhile, she had to go to a table and get some kleenex, not for me, but for herself. She said her vagina was getting wet, and she had to wipe it! I guess it was dripping with knowledge.
She had to go back and do it at least 3 or 4 times! Here it was another session that stretched out way beyond original plans, I think I was there for 3 hours with her, instead of 45 minutes! I was the last customer of the evening for her, and she stayed way beyond normal closing time.
Oh, and I just remembered another freaky turn on. It happened years ago when I was much younger. I went to a stripclub and took a private dance with a dancer. I don't remember who she was, or even what she looked like much anymore. What I do remember is her technique to melt customers -- almost literally! She was doing a dance for me, and then the next thing I know, she blew into my ears! Something about the warm breeze from her mouth made my neck turn into rubber. I think I stayed with her for 5 songs, and asked her to blow into my ears in every single dance!
I tried to get other girls to try the same thing on me, but they simply didn't have the technique. After much practicing, I think I've figured out the technique myself, and I've used it on girls to much the same effect that it was used on me. However, I want to feel it in my own ears again, and nobody else can do it on me. It's like being the only wizard in town, and you need a spell cast on yourself. All I can describe it as, is it's like feeling a warm summer's breeze on a cold winter's day, or even a cool winter's breeze on a hot summer's day.
