Made with Love

Fuck that - Keeping Up With The Jonses

I could care less what the Jones' have or what they think of me, but I must admit that I do love my toys and I enjoy quality (but not necessarily luxury).

I figure I work hard and I earn my way. My family immigrated with very little and we grew up watching our pennies. There's no better budget master than a healthy fear of being broke.


Ms.FemmeFatale said:
BF cooks for me every Saturday night and it is always better tasting then a meal out. Don't tell him though because every once an while I like to venture outside.
My neighbors always copy me with the cheap shit and it is funny.
I never buy a car from the lot, never do payments. Always cash.
My house is getting to big with just one kid gone. Can't wait to boot out the other and with the cat so I can get a new leather couch without fear of scratches.
I would rather invest in a big fucking boat over a cottage or trailer
Why buy a hot tub to use a couple of times a year. Get a good gym membership. Steam room, hot tub and workout all in one. Bonus - Naked chicks. Sorry guys
I love to travel so I am screwed there.

Bottomline, life is too short to try and keep up with anyone. I do what works for me and let others do the same.
:biggrin2:

Everything here makes sense except investing in a boat!


Ms.FemmeFatale said:
I disagree. Self control is a powerful tool that sadly most people don't have. It is not the money's fault, it is the people's fault.

Absolutely
 
Ipcr66 said:
Sell the house and buy a condo. You will earn return on the house and will have extra for a long vacation.

DONT' EVER BUY A CONDO....EVER......

FUUUUck, that's the worst advice given on this board.

As stated, you'll get hosed on your maintenance fees....and believe me, be careful who you vote into the board, they'll fuck you in the end......when you buy a condo you basically forfeit your right of ownership......if the board decides on a special assessment, and you don't have the cash, they'll take your unit. If you're late on your maintainence fees? they'll attempt to take your unit.

Back in the day it used to be that the owners held all the power and condo corps were folding left and right. Now? All the laws are to protect the corp, NOT the owner.....

Shit, there was a story in edmonton (I think) where the owners of a building whose units were worth $300,000.00 had special assessments of $700K on them....due to a bs builder....

ANyhow, rant over.....

I was thinking the same thing as player....had a yard sale, selling off all my duplicate tools, getting rid of the big 4 x 4 pickup, selling my cargo trailer (that hasn't moved hardly in 2 yrs), etc etc......I've got two bedrooms that I only go into once or twice a month to check for leaks etc lol.....

I was never the one to "keep up with the joneses", but I did like nice things......
 
RAWD said:
Everything here makes sense except investing in a boat!

You can say that again.....it used to be that boats appreciated in value, not any more....they drop worse than an anchor......I don't know what the current rates are but a slip in the toronto area ran $2500 - $3000 for the summer for a 30 footer, plus $2500 for winter storage, plus $20 per foot to get it OUT of the water and back in in the spring, plus blocking fees, plus fuel costs (mine got 2 gallons per mile at full throttle), plus repairs (sell something at the marine chandlery and the price triples).........never mind all the other repairs you HAVE to do.....
 
Coxwell said:
Not true, poor people don't have fewer problems. Try giving it away if it's such a burden.

I agree, I rather be a rich dude with problems than a poor one!

Ask an average earning individual if they would like more money the answer is always yes, ask a rich man to give it away and unless he's dying the answer is always FUCK YOU! :biggrin2:
 
Amazing how the media and advertising can make people feel the need to be above others...that the House, Car, Clothes or Business makes the person....
 
tboy said:
You can say that again.....it used to be that boats appreciated in value, not any more....they drop worse than an anchor......I don't know what the current rates are but a slip in the toronto area ran $2500 - $3000 for the summer for a 30 footer, plus $2500 for winter storage, plus $20 per foot to get it OUT of the water and back in in the spring, plus blocking fees, plus fuel costs (mine got 2 gallons per mile at full throttle), plus repairs (sell something at the marine chandlery and the price triples).........never mind all the other repairs you HAVE to do.....

Awwww but being out on the water away from everything, that is priceless.

For me at least......
 
Ms.FemmeFatale said:
Awwww but being out on the water away from everything, that is priceless.

For me at least......

I agree, but you have to have deep DEEP pockets for that freedom........you have to have a job where you're not working 4 outta 5 days just to pay for the boat....

I tell ya, some of the stories I have from owning that boat.....sheesh...it's a wonder I survived lol.......
 
tboy said:
I agree, but you have to have deep DEEP pockets for that freedom........you have to have a job where you're not working 4 outta 5 days just to pay for the boat....

I tell ya, some of the stories I have from owning that boat.....sheesh...it's a wonder I survived lol.......

that is why you get one that does not rely on decaying dinosaurs for power.

you move it to a sheltered harbor in a less developed country and live like a king or queen for several grand per year.

if you are handy around a boat you will always find things to keep you busy.
 
papasmerf said:
that is why you get one that does not rely on decaying dinosaurs for power.

you move it to a sheltered harbor in a less developed country and live like a king or queen for several grand per year.

if you are handy around a boat you will always find things to keep you busy.

that was my original plan, but as with all things, plans change.....but still, even with a sheet flapper, things get expensive real quick....unless you end up with a bote like captain ron!!!
 
tboy said:
that was my original plan, but as with all things, plans change.....but still, even with a sheet flapper, things get expensive real quick....unless you end up with a bote like captain ron!!!


unless you are looking for new you can get into a decent 35 to 40 footer reasonably.
 
Ms.FemmeFatale said:
Awwww but being out on the water away from everything, that is priceless.

For me at least......

That's cool and perfectly logical. But that's not an investment.

tboy said:
DONT' EVER BUY A CONDO....EVER......

I was thinking the same thing as player....had a yard sale, selling off all my duplicate tools, getting rid of the big 4 x 4 pickup, selling my cargo trailer (that hasn't moved hardly in 2 yrs), etc etc......I've got two bedrooms that I only go into once or twice a month to check for leaks etc lol.....

How big is your cargo trailer? I am in need of one.

Guido said:
I agree, I rather be a rich dude with problems than a poor one!

Ask an average earning individual if they would like more money the answer is always yes, ask a rich man to give it away and unless he's dying the answer is always FUCK YOU! :biggrin2:

Everyone has problems, but I'd rather have rich people problems.
 
RAWD said:
That's cool and perfectly logical. But that's not an investment.


My BF would disagree. A relaxed Femme is a happy Femme. A happy Femme is a horny Femme. A horny Femme.........

Well you get the idea. Hahahaha.


And when I squirt all over the deck it is easier then cleaning it up off the sheets in the bed.
:biggrin2:
 
Ms.FemmeFatale said:
My BF would disagree. A relaxed Femme is a happy Femme. A happy Femme is a horny Femme. A horny Femme.........

Well you get the idea. Hahahaha.


And when I squirt all over the deck it is easier then cleaning it up off the sheets in the bed.
:biggrin2:


Suddenly I understand why guys spend so much money on boats....
 
tboy said:
I agree, but you have to have deep DEEP pockets for that freedom........you have to have a job where you're not working 4 outta 5 days just to pay for the boat....

I tell ya, some of the stories I have from owning that boat.....sheesh...it's a wonder I survived lol.......

Thankfully I have a job that let's me choose when I work and has given me very deep pockets. With retirement set already and I am only in my mid 30's, house paid, cars, paid, no debt, what else is left for a woman to do then spent stupid amounts on trivial things.

However, I do get what you are saying. The maintenance is high, but worth it to me.

RAWD said:
Suddenly I understand why guys spend so much money on boats....

Guys pay for boats????? I wish I had of known this before. I always pay for everything. What else to guys pay for????? LOL

I can't wait to hire a crew of 25 year old hard bodies in speedo's to take me and the girls around, serve us drinks and fan us with big palm tree leaves. HAHAHAHAHA
 
Ms.FemmeFatale said:
I disagree. Self control is a powerful tool that sadly most people don't have. It is not the money's fault, it is the people's fault.

You're free to disagree, but money is the root of evil in our society and self control for most is very difficult.
 
HOF said:
You're free to disagree, but money is the root of evil in our society and self control for most is very difficult.

If it wasn't money, it would be cheese, iphones or pebbles. The root of evil is the covetous heart of man.
 
RAWD said:
If it wasn't money, it would be cheese, iphones or pebbles. The root of evil is the covetous heart of man.

Exactly. Don't blame money because you have no self control in using it.
 
RAWD said:
If it wasn't money, it would be cheese, iphones or pebbles. The root of evil is the covetous heart of man or woman.

Fixed your post.
 
HOF said:
You're free to disagree, but money is the root of evil in our society and self control for most is very difficult.

Nope, you're wrong HOF.

Money is an inanimate object. Money is not the root of evil in our society. The issue is how people interact with money. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it creates problems.

At the risk of venturing into bazerko territory, I offer this time-affirmed quote, or more accurately one of the most misquoted passages ever written (and most recently misquoted by you):

1 Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

You are right about self-control, however. Very difficult.
 
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