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Funniest Excuses from SPs

Re: Funniest Excuses from SPs

theman said:
sentry11 said:
"BUT I DONT WANT TO!"

I know how you feel Sentry, years ago a SP turned out to be a junkie did not want to leave. Pushed her off my apartment and she called the cops. Not a good scene luckily the cops did not press charges knowing who she was.

Ok that it is way worse. I was terrified she was going to make a scene but fortunately she went relatively quite.
 
One day one SP told me this " You look alot like my dad, thats why I cant continue to session " I know its not funny but she told me this after taking the donation!!
 
One time, I had a woman come to my place and she's very attractive, but she says. We have exactly 1 hour starting now or I can't stay. I ask why? She says, "My dad is waiting, with my two sisters in the car, and we have to be in Burlington 30 minutes after I leave here. I laughed my ass off, and said, "Call your daddy, I want to chat with him." She does, "I said hi dad, how much for all 3 of your daughters for 3/4 hours?" Donation agreed upon, and they other lovely ladies knocked on my door. No bullshit, Three 22 year old identical triplets!
 
HOF said:
One time, I had a woman come to my place and she's very attractive, but she says. We have exactly 1 hour starting now or I can't stay. I ask why? She says, "My dad is waiting, with my two sisters in the car, and we have to be in Burlington 30 minutes after I leave here. I laughed my ass off, and said, "Call your daddy, I want to chat with him." She does, "I said hi dad, how much for all 3 of your daughters for 3/4 hours?" Donation agreed upon, and they other lovely ladies knocked on my door. No bullshit, Three 22 year old identical triplets!


HOF, can you please PM me their phone number ? :D
 
One of the craziest chicks I saw ages ago wouldn't give a bbbj because she said 'I don't know you that well', then about 1 mintue passes, and she has me lying on my back, lifting my legs over my head licking the crack of my ass and eating out my asshole. Go figure :eek:
 
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