Funny Chinese Proverbs :)

[ConquerorRyan]

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man who farts in church sits in own pew

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Crowded elevator smells different to midget

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl

- [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Learn to masturbate- It'll come in handy

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[Guy]

LMAO

 

[Wanker]

Lame :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

 

[Anonymous69]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I say EACE:

 

[Boing]

[h=2]For every proverb there is an equal and opposite proverb.[/h]

 

[DannyDeVito]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

[Goodfella]

Just remember. If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

 

[HOF]

Hmmmmmm

 

[HOF]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Hmmmmmm Never have I thought of it in this manner.

 

[User-E]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Hmmmmmm Never have I thought of it in this manner.

I was also taught that depression is anger turned inward.

Deep thoughts indeed. Hmmmmmm

 

[Leo]

I was also taught that depression is anger turned inward.

Not really. Depression is inherited and if you are lucky enough you will have a friend that tells you so.