Gentlemen: this may be your calling!

[Marla]

The Whitby Courthouse Theatre has issued an invitation for the last cast member for their upcoming, "The Full Monty," where the male cast gets semi- or totally naked. Could this be you? Is acting something you have always dreamt of doing? Well here is your chance to not only act but "get down and dirty" and impress the ladies.
I am going with 16 of my gal pals in February and won't tell a soul if I see you on the stage and don't tell a soul if you see me enjoying myself in the audience. lol.

 

[User-E]

I nominate Cardinal Fang! He's used to speaking in front of large crowds. :good:

 

[Reggie]

16 women :SayWhat?:

Where are you staying Diabolic yeah

 

[McGuinty]

How would you be enjoying yourself in the audience :tease:

 

[oldguyzer]

I already auditioned and have the backup role. Very backup :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

I already auditioned and have the backup role. Very backup :biggrin2:

You'll be the proctologist in the rear of the cast. Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

I auditioned but they were unable to either move the stage back 9 feet ( @ 3 meters ) or remove the first row of seats.

Sadly I lost the lead role.

 

[The cute one]

I have landed a role in the production. The director has asked me to take a clothed role.

He said something about not turning a comedy into tragedy.

 

[User-E]

I have landed a role in the production. The director has asked me to take a clothed role.

He said something about not turning a comedy into tragedy.

And just like that - a star is born. Praise-Bowing

 

[Art Mann]

Spoiler alert

Afraid you may be disappointed, Miss Marla.

Sure, those blokes all down-trou for The Full Monty, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

The lighting director takes care of that. Just as see the magic moment starts to unfold, you'll be blinded by headlights in your eyes.

So unless you're a real fan of musical theatre (and there are some great song and dance numbers), you'll get more full monty if you and your gal pals swing over to .

 

[Creepy]

Spoiler alert

Afraid you may be disappointed, Miss Marla.

Sure, those blokes all down-trou for The Full Monty, but it's all smoke and mirrors.

The lighting director takes care of that. Just as see the magic moment starts to unfold, you'll be blinded by headlights in your eyes.

So unless you're a real fan of musical theatre (and there are some great song and dance numbers), you'll get more full monty if you and your gal pals swing over to .

Had to ruin it, eh :slap:

 

[Swagger]

I already auditioned and have the backup role. Very backup :biggrin2:

I am your backup backup.

 

[Guido]

I'd love to apply for the role!

 

[DannyDeVito]

I'd love to apply for the role!

Just waiting for a call from the casting director.

 

[Art Mann]

Just waiting for a call from the casting director.

Why wait?

Just send him your signature gif. You're a shoo-in!

 

[oldguyzer]

Why wait?

Just send him your signature gif. You're a shoo-in!

It may not be the shoo that is in...:-Cool/"

 

[Madman]

Marla, may I please see your full Monty??raying:

 

[papasmerf]

Tranny, may I please see your full Monty??raying:

:rofl!: