B -b BANNED Joined Aug 27, 2011 Messages 8,826 Oct 9, 2011 #1 If God was a Woman what would you say to her? " Let get naked......"
A a 1 player Well-known member Joined Jun 7, 2010 Messages 4,904 Oct 10, 2011 #5 Probably the same thing I'd say if God were a man. "Holy shit, there is a God!"
T tboy Well-known member Joined Jun 2, 2010 Messages 9,197 Oct 10, 2011 #7 Whatever you say to "HIM" you'd better hope he doesn't answer, according to the movie dogma your head would explode if you hear his voice......
Whatever you say to "HIM" you'd better hope he doesn't answer, according to the movie dogma your head would explode if you hear his voice......
T Trump Well-known member Joined Mar 23, 2010 Messages 723 Oct 10, 2011 #10 GOD said: I am a man. Click to expand... Forgive me Father for what I've sinned now if you don't mind can you give me a bigger dick please?
GOD said: I am a man. Click to expand... Forgive me Father for what I've sinned now if you don't mind can you give me a bigger dick please?
W Weirdo Member Joined Mar 30, 2011 Messages 18 Oct 11, 2011 #11 Sex would smell like chocolate Farts would smell like roses Dogs would smell spring fresh Babies would come from vending machines Men would be born with a permanent erection All women would have the same size breasts There would be no cellulite Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE Men would be born with an "OFF" switch There would be no "Tittie Bars"....Male Revue would continue Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii Men would inherit the menstrual cycle Men would come with software to be custom designed Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches Sex would last longer than 30 seconds Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.
Sex would smell like chocolate Farts would smell like roses Dogs would smell spring fresh Babies would come from vending machines Men would be born with a permanent erection All women would have the same size breasts There would be no cellulite Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE Men would be born with an "OFF" switch There would be no "Tittie Bars"....Male Revue would continue Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii Men would inherit the menstrual cycle Men would come with software to be custom designed Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of truth Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches Sex would last longer than 30 seconds Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.
