Great Entepreneurial Ideas

[bobistheowl]

The Jesus Face Toaster:

Every so often, a burnt piece of toast vaguely resembles the face of a guy with a beard, and a whole lot of people just naturally assume that it is a holy relic. Here's an example:



Somebody should be able to make a toaster that intentionally burns bread in a way that it sort of resembles a Jesus face. You don't sell the toaster, you just sell the toast.

Wholesale, you could get maybe six to eight bucks a slice, half of that, if it's an end piece. If you freeze dry the toast, and frame it, you could get twenty bucks, easy, selling them on the sidewalk, when Church gets out. Somebody could clear about $140, from a single loaf of Wonder White. And since it's religious, you wouldn't have to pay any tax on the money you make.

A guy could make enough to pay for overnights twice a week, just by burning toast, while he watches the ballgame.

 

[bobistheowl]

Coke bottles with mice in them:

You just need empty Coke bottles, some liquid the same colour as Coke, one of those things that puts caps on bottles, and something that looks like it could be a mouse. You don't have to use real dead mice. As long as it looks like it could be a mouse, and it has a tail, people will buy it.

If you put some detail into the back feet, you could get an extra two bucks apiece, selling in bulk. People would pay ten bucks for something like that. You could sell them for half to a retailer.

The bottle costs a dime. The liquid? Maybe fifteen cents, tops; it doesn't matter what liquid you use, as long as it's the right colour. Nobody's ever going to drink it. Probably no one will ever open the bottle, either, and if they did, so what? The product has already been sold, and you can't return it, if you've intentionally damaged it. And who's going to go out of their way to tell people that they paid ten bucks for a fake mouse-in-a-Coke-bottle?

 

[bobistheowl]

Food that's also toothpaste:

Somebody should be able to make some kind of food that also cleans your teeth at the same time that you eat it. They could put in in some kind of tube, like Squeeze-A-Snack, because everyone expects tooth paste to come in a tube. It wouldn't have to taste good; it would just have to not taste bad.

You'd squeeze it in your mouth, swish it around, swallow it, and open your empty mouth, like in one of those games on Survivor or Fear Factor, where they have to eat monkey brains, 100 year old eggs, or turnip.

 

[papasmerf]

All great ideas......................right up there with putting cheddar cheese into sausages.

You know the ones with the little pustules of cheese that explode in your mouth?

 

[JJ Mitchell]

Keep dreaming on that idea.

 

[bobistheowl]

All great ideas......................right up there with putting cheddar cheese into sausages.

You know the ones with the little pustules of cheese that explode in your mouth?

I have a feeling I'm going to have to use The Crying Indian several times, before you smarten up.

 

[User-E]

Potty pucks for little boys and grown men to aim at. Small circles made of biodegradable paper that float.

 

[User-E]

Toilet targets - a variation of the above. If anyone develops my ideas - I get a cut. :wink2:

 

[User-E]

We should set up an online version of Dragon's Den.

 

[papasmerf]

Toilet targets - a variation of the above. If anyone develops my ideas - I get a cut. :wink2:

Had them in the bars back in the 80's

 

[bobistheowl]

Potty pucks for little boys and grown men to aim at. Small circles made of biodegradable paper that float.

Great idea, Sarah. Now that they no longer allow smoking in licensed establishments.

I can't be the only one who used to play 'hockey' with the cigarette butts in urinals. You got a goal if you could stand up one of the filters inside one of the holes in the blue plastic lining.

Some guys were content to just separate the filter from the tobacco stub, and they got an assist. Some guys considered this to be urinal golf, rather than hockey, but most of them had trouble maintaining a steady stream.

Other guys piss like Shaq shot free throws, maybe because they didn't have their eyes on their own work, so to speak.

I think the Peter MacKay face latrine cake would sell well in the HUBGFE gift shop, for the next few weeks.

 

[Louis XIV]

I wish they would invent a miniature, 'individual sized' nuclear device that could be pre-programmed to explode on a fixed time delay, then slipped into the pocket or purse of that annoying asshole who perpetually interrupts me to ask completely obtuse questions during important business presentations.

 

[bobistheowl]

I wish they would invent a miniature, 'individual sized' nuclear devices that could be pre-programmed to explode on a fixed time delay, then slipped into the pocket or purse of that annoying asshole who perpetually interrupts me to ask completely obtuse questions during important business presentations.

ISIL has this in development. They have a prototype that works, but they're still working on a model that doesn't set off metal detectors. It should be operational in time for the 2015 Terror season.

 

[TINY]

You all make me laugh. What was the question again :wink2:

 

[User-E]

Toilet targets - a variation of the above. If anyone develops my ideas - I get a cut. :wink2:

Had them in the bars back in the 80's

I don't think I went into any men's rooms at bars in the 80's. Maybe once, but I don't remember seeing those.

Great idea, Sarah. Now that they no longer allow smoking in licensed establishments.

I can't be the only one who used to play 'hockey' with the cigarette butts in urinals. You got a goal if you could stand up one of the filters inside one of the holes in the blue plastic lining.

Some guys were content to just separate the filter from the tobacco stub, and they got an assist. Some guys considered this to be urinal golf, rather than hockey, but most of them had trouble maintaining a steady stream.

Other guys piss like Shaq shot free throws, maybe because they didn't have their eyes on their own work, so to speak.

I think the Peter MacKay face latrine cake would sell well in the HUBGFE gift shop, for the next few weeks.

I didn't hear about the butt game, but makes sense. If only we could sell merchandise like Peter MacKay toilet pucks here at HUBGFE - the perfect stocking stuffer.

Christmas Countdown Clock

You all make me laugh. What was the question again :wink2:

We're looking for investors to fund our crazy ideas. Can we count on your help TINY?

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[TINY]

We're looking for investors to fund our crazy ideas. Can we count on your help TINY?

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Let me think about it :-Cool/"