Great sayings or quotes

[Bill The Pirate]

give us your favorite lines;

A British lady told Sir Winston Churchill once............ "if you were my husband I would poison your tea."

Without skipping a beat Winston replied "and if I were your husband I would drink it."

 

[Beenthere123]

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

 

[Raiden]

I'll be back!

Make my day!

You talking to me?

 

[Cycleguy007]

"I did not have sex with that woman Ms. Lewinski" :he: :tongue:

 

[papasmerf]

Honda makes a great truck :tongue:

(CG007)

 

[lagavulin]

"The gratitude of every home in our island, in our Empire, and indeed throughout the world except in the abodes of the guilty goes out to the British airmen who, undaunted by odds, unweakened by their constant challenge and mortal danger, are turning the tide of world war by their prowess and their devotion.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. "

Mr. W.S. Churchill

Thanks dad, you will never be forgotten




“I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”

Mr. I. Newton



"The idea that I would even be able to finish the job before the enemy got me was ludicrous. When you know that you are not going to make it, a wonderful thing happens, you stop being cluttered by the feeling that you are going to save your butt."

Col. J.W. Ripley

 

[Winston]

"I am not a criminal"-R.M.N.

I thought that was "I am not a crook"

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it." -- H.L. Mencken

 

[tboy]

I'm not a yank(er) but I always thought this was a good one:

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

Now if only we could get the politicians on board we'd be better off.

This is one that I personally live by:

"a fool pays too much but only an idiot pays too little".

and

"the only constant in life is change"

 

[a 1 player]

It is not the mountain in front of you that will make you tired, but rather, the pebble in your shoe.
Unknown

 

[Bill The Pirate]

I used to be snow white, but I drifted............. mae west

 

[train]

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret

 

[Cycleguy007]

"What ever your 100% looks like... give it."