Guess what she got caught stealing.

[Lobby]

 

[papasmerf]

Make-up??

 

[Prick]

Dildo?.

 

[Waxed]

His wallet?.

 

[McGuinty]

Panties?.

 

[Boing]

Shampoo.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

A sense of humor?

 

[DannyDeVito]

A banana?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Madman's heart?

 

[oldguyzer]

Binoculars with paint on the eyeshields!

 

[Bubba]

A heart.

 

[Curly]

Silly Girl's boots?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Seriously?

What the fark was the answer?

 

[papasmerf]

Seriously?

What the fark was the answer?

Bacon is the answer to most problems

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I betcha this woman hates bacon.

 

[papasmerf]

I betcha this woman hates bacon.

feed her some tofu and call the hangman

 

[oldguyzer]

feed her some tofu and call the hangman

Hang her with limp bacon...

 

[papasmerf]

Hang her with limp bacon...

That would ruin the Bacon.....................I am against that kind of cruelty.

 

[Mariner]

A smile?

 

[Arsenio]

Her soul?.