Have any stories to share of your social blunders?.

[BigBoner]

I once told a racist Jewish joke to a friend. His reply was I am Jewish.

There goes that friendship.

 

[Martin]

I accidentally passed a red light and a police cruiser was right behind me.

Go figure.

 

[papasmerf]

asking a lawyer if he could read

ok the lawyer was a judge

 

[Prick]

asking a lawyer if he could read

ok the lawyer was a judge

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LOL that is funny

 

[DannyDeVito]

When I was younger and immature I was dating two GF. Walking hand in hand through the beaches I get a punch right on the side of my face.

Looked around there stood the other one.

 

[BEER]

I wake up most mornings and say "Now what happened last night again" Hmmmmmm

 

[Curly]

I smacked Mo in public once.

 

[Transient]

I smacked Mo in public once.

That's quite a smack.

I once complained to a co-worker about the boss...then found out she was currently dating the boss. :SayWhat?:

 

[Viagrauser]

I used to take the whole 100gr. Now I split it into four, get the same results minus the side effects.

 

[TINY]

No.

 

[Guy]

I once congratulated a woman on her 50th.

Rest is history.

 

[papasmerf]

ever ask a woman who is clearly 8 months pregnant when she is due?

And she tells you she is not pregnant.

 

[RAWD]

I met this nice lady over the weekend. She had a rosy glow and was rubbing rather round tummy. I asked when she was expecting.

She wasn't

 

[HonestGeorge]

ever ask a woman who is clearly 8 months pregnant when she is due?

And she tells you she is not pregnant.

LMAO, You did?

 

[papasmerf]

I met this nice lady over the weekend. She had a rosy glow and was rubbing rather round tummy. I asked when she was expecting.

She wasn't

copy cat

 

[RAWD]

Pappy - that was creepy. Let's go get some bacon.

 

[papasmerf]

Pappy - that was creepy. Let's go get some bacon.

just had some

 

[papasmerf]

was in Mexico and retuning to my hotel room around midnight.

Lovely summer night moon was high and bright.

As I came around the corner to the building I was in I say a body in the pool floating face down. No movement.

Look at my wife (now my ex) and said damn it.

Wallet out of the pocket, shoes off and in I go

I reached of the body's back to the shoulder and rolled it over.
It was then I saw the snorkel and mask.

 

[Wanker]

was in Mexico and retuning to my hotel room around midnight.

Lovely summer night moon was high and bright.

As I came around the corner to the building I was in I say a body in the pool floating face down. No movement.

Look at my wife (now my ex) and said damn it.

Wallet out of the pocket, shoes off and in I go

I reached of the body's back to the shoulder and rolled it over.
It was then I saw the snorkel and mask.

:biggrin2: At least you tried.

 

[papasmerf]

:biggrin2: At least you tried.

after he calmed down

I pretty much so told him the same thing.

Same circumstances I would do the same in a heart beat.
I would rather be wrong about the drowning than wrong about the snorkel