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heard a good one before the hockey game last night....

tboy

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What time is it in Boston?

12 past luongo lol

I almost shit myself when I heard that on CBC hehehehhe
 
THE TOP EIGHT GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A HOCKEY GOALTENDER

THE TOP EIGHT GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A HOCKEY GOALTENDER

8.Halloween costume? No problem!

7.Detroit Red Wing goalies look like Santa; can earn extra money during the holidays.

6.Can check out the babes rinkside without them even knowing. My favorite.

5.Slash all you want; they send someone else to the box.

4.Padding gives the impression you're really buffed.

3.Helmet allows you to double as Darth Vader in any upcoming "Star Wars".

2.Can get inventive nickname like "Eddie".

1.Bruises can really bring out the color in your eyes.
 
Funny.

What are thes saying now after Luongo laid a goose egg on Boston last night?.

I dunno, I have to wait until Monday for the next game....

Another goalie joke:

why can't women be goalies?

They can't get two pads to last 3 periods......heheheh
 
6.Can check out the babes rinkside without them even knowing. My favorite.

:great: Yea :great:
 
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