HEY!!!

[Wise Guy]

Hey folks,

Just popping in to say hi. Been a pretty wild year or so since I've last popped in. New job with significantly less hours, (which I am perfectly fine with, took a pay cut which I'm cool with too), haven't worked a single week over 55 hours in 10 months now! Now have time to live a bit. Summer was great, awesome mankini tan lines happening. VERY happily in a relationship for 13 months now with a woman 25 years my junior, (honest to god it CAN happen and it CAN work). Still smoking unfortunately, though I'm now down to 5 cigarettes a day, (hope to be clean by the new year). Had a bit of a scare with the ticker, but all seems to be okay, which has turned me 'mostly' vegetarian. By that I mean I eat meat only once every two weeks now as a treat. Still have a shit pie of weight to lose. Done a whole bunch of things on my 'bucket list'... Climbed a mountain (not an overly challenging one), scuba diving at a shipwreck with sharks, tree top trecking, drove a race car, went to Iceland and Greenland, hang gliding, parachuting, gave a girl a Brazilian, fucked my GF sooo many places outside and in public (Center Island, in a tent in the CNE, tailgate at a BILLS game, Old Navy change room, (I'm banned from the Scarborough Town Center), am learning to play a few new instruments). Lost a couple of friends to cancer, (which is what made me start chipping away at the bucket list).

In short, I decided to start living. Fark getting older and dying with 'what could have been' regrets.

I can also say that I have remained 100% faithful in my relationship.

So, that's it in a nut shell.

Two more things you might have forgotten...

It's a 1 player NOT A 1 Player. Secondly, I ain't on MY wife.

Then who is on your wife?.

 

[a 1 player]

Then who is on your wife?.

That ship sailed long ago, whoever she want's to be on her. She is her own woman.

 

[Guido]

JAYS JAYS JAYS A! are you watching the game??

 

[a 1 player]

Nope, not watching the game. Waiting for the World Series.

 

[Guido]

Nope, not watching the game. Waiting for the World Series.

No speedo for you!!!:grrrrrr:

 

[SillyGirl]

I've missed you, beautiful woman.

I've missed you, too. I couldn't be more pleased that you're grabbing so much of life...but, um, the Old Navy changing room? Really? :rofl!:

 

[a 1 player]

I've missed you, too. I couldn't be more pleased that you're grabbing so much of life...but, um, the Old Navy changing room? Really? :rofl!:

Well, I wasn't expecting her to say yes, and I did have a boner.:blush2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Who is this guy?

Never heard of him,lol

 

[SillyGirl]

Well, I wasn't expecting her to say yes, and I did have a boner.:blush2:

Oh, well I guess if you have a boner, anything goes! ancing:

 

[Bubba]

A11 who :unknw:

 

[a 1 player]

Oh, well I guess if you have a boner, anything goes! ancing:

Why do you think I've slept with so many 2's and 3's?

 

[peace]

Two more things you might have forgotten...

It's a 1 player NOT A 1 Player. Secondly, I ain't on MY wife.

I told you! It's a 1 player.

 

[McGuinty]

A who?.

 

[God]

Don't be sad. I lost 2000 of them, don't ask why.

 

[papasmerf]

Don't be sad. I lost 2000 of them, don't ask why.

Was your will is my guess :-Cool/"

 

[SillyGirl]

Why do you think I've slept with so many 2's and 3's?

You've done worse. Funky & Music

 

[Lorenzo]

Don't get to comfy guys. A1 will take another 2 year leave of absence in a few days again :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Don't get to comfy guys. A1 will take another 2 year leave of absence in a few days again :biggrin2:

Listen, a1 is a clean up guy. He will plug anything that moves and that takes alot out of a man.

 

[LickingGravity]

Welcome back

"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"

 

[a 1 player]

Listen, a1 is a clean up guy. He will plug anything that moves and that takes alot out of a man.

Not entirely true. It can't have a dick, or once had a dick.