You are going on a long 8 hour flight. She is sitting next to you.

[Casa_Nova]

I would also tell her that no offense, but if the plane is going down into a body of water, I'm using her as a floatation device

 

[DigglerII]

May I have your autograph.

 

[meist]

Visit the washroom a few times for "relief" ... Hmmmmmm

 

[shakeandbake]

I would ask her if she would please mind covering up due to the fact she is dressed inappropriately in the plane.

I love (not) how Baz orchestrates his responses purely for shock value. The thing about people that go around trying to be "different" is that only they think they are different .... I for one think they are the all the same...

 

[a 1 player]

I would ask her if she would please mind covering up due to the fact she is dressed inappropriately in the plane.

Dude... Really???

Even if you did nothing, are you really unable to just sit there and enjoy the view?

As for me, I'd just be myself. I'm getting far too old to be a candidate for a woman like that.

 

[Barbara]

Dude... Really???

Even if you did nothing, are you really unable to just sit there and enjoy the view?

As for me, I'd just be myself. I'm getting far too old to be a candidate for a woman like that.

You're only as old as you feel besides she maybe enjoys the company of an older man, some ladies enjoy the security and intelligent conversation a more mature gentleman has to offer.

 

[a 1 player]

You're only as old as you feel besides she maybe enjoys the company of an older man, some ladies enjoy the security and intelligent conversation a more mature gentleman has to offer.

Indeed, and I somewhat agree with you, somewhat...

There are those that do, and I do feel young at heart, however as I get older I tend to prefer women who share the same values, hobbies, and speed of life to which I have become accustomed. Though there are 'some' women in this category, the vast majority still have a bit of living to do to catch up to me. In my one experience of dating a woman 10 years my junior, we were on the verge of generation gap.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

I fixed your post for you.

You're only as old as you feel besides she maybe enjoys the company of an older man, some ladies enjoy the security and intelligent conversation a more mature gentleman has to offer. Not this girl of course but I'm sure that they are out there. I think you old guys are creepy

 

[Art Mann]

I fixed your post for you.

No, actually you didn't.

Sorry, but this one's a humor fail.

The words and attitude you've inserted run contrary to Miss Barbara's nature. Pretty sure I'm not the only one here who appreciates her for who she is.

 

[Danolo]

I'd look her straight in the eye and say, "You have pretty breasts."

The conversation is gonna either go up or down from there...

If I get a positive response, then I'd ask her if I could touch them... if I got a negative response I'd ask her if I could touch them...