Hi all, I'm new here.. and what's this about a review contest?

[jack bauer]

Hi, I'm Jack, first-time poster. I just wanted to introduce myself.

I'm new to this board, but not new to the hobby; I'm a member of the "other board" (can you say it here? I know this board is referred to as the "other board" there! ), although under a different alias. A select few may be able to connect the dots, but I'd rather remain incognito for now. To protect the innocent (guilty?), or something like that.

So what persuades me to join this board at this point in time? I must say, I'm intrigued by the review of the (three?) month contest. What an awesome way to reward reviewers and motivate guys to write them. I certainly hope I can write something that'd be deemed worthy of consideration for one of these prizes. So, my question for you is.. what makes an award-winning review? What are you looking for? Honesty? Detail? New info about a girl not published anywhere else? A review that convinces you to add to the TDL?

I've got a few lined up that I think would be worthy of consideration (one session hasn't happened yet.. the other I'm in the process of writing the review). So we'll see how this goes..


Point of order - what qualifies as TOFTT?

 

[Terminator]

Welcome to the board, jack. Here are the rules for the review contest polls.



For us a TOFTT is a review of a new lady that has not yet been reviewed before on our board.

* One of the requirements is that the review must only be posted on HUBGFE to be considered for the contest poll*

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[papasmerf]

Well Jack

I figure that within 24 hours you will have it all figured out.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Welcome to HUBGFE, jack

 

[SillyGirl]

Welcome!

 

[Bill The Pirate]

it looks like jack's off to a good start

 

[Madman]

Welcome jack and I'm looking forward to your reviews!

Poor fella, only one post to your name. You need to post but don't get carried away like Hof!

 

[McGuinty]

Jack, you need an avatar picture.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I think as a new rule it should be necessary that newbies have to figure shit out themselves. How to post, how to register etc.

OR as I read on another board I participate in "No tips — just don’t be a pussy and figure out how to make it happen."

 

[RAWD]

Jack, you need an avatar picture.

Natch.


(Welcome to the party.)

 

[RAWD]

Jack - !!!!

Do this and I promise to vote for you.

 

[L._s.]

Welcome to the Board Jack.

 

[BIG BANG]

Were you banned from there?

 

[Prick]

Jack - !!!!

Do this and I promise to vote for you.

LMAO, gets my vote too.

 

[Coxwell]

Has a negative review ever won the contest?
If you're going to work the game check previous winners. :wink2:

 

[jack bauer]

Well Jack

I figure that within 24 hours you will have it all figured out.

Touché

 

[jack bauer]

it looks like jack's off to a good start

I prefer to be with a woman, although I am a master debater. :shout:

 

[Madman]

Jack - !!!!

Do this and I promise to vote for you.

My vote too!:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[jack bauer]

Natch.


(Welcome to the party.)

DAMN IT! It says invalid file when I try to use this!
Who do I have to torture to get things done around here??!

 

[jack bauer]

Jack - !!!!

Do this and I promise to vote for you.

I replied to the ad.
Let's see where this goes..