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How do you start a conversation?

Harmless

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You are at the bar, club, restaurant etc. You saw a lady/gent and looking at each other and smiling each other. After this how do you start a conversation? I always have a hard time starting a conversation with anyone whom I do not know well.
 
Hello Jane, did you know I am worth a million dollars :slap::go::whip:
 
I have a friend of mine who is dying to meet you.
He is only 7" tall but is the most amazing living being on this planet :)
 
On a serious note. Start with a compliment, like her purse, jacket, hairs, earings or just anything (except her titties, lips, eyes and ass). It's very old and by the book but works, ALWAYS!
 
You know once you've had a short man, you'll never go back!:great:

I'm mini-me's giant cousin and I'm built like a tripod!:bad:

No, I'm not that guy cute-bald. I would never consider leg-lengthening:na:

I'll be honest that's my wallet in my front left pocket and a mickey of Tequila in the right front pocket. I'm having a party in my pants, and I really want you cumming! :whip:

Oh you're from the USA, WOW! If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, I'd like to visit you between the holidays! :kiss:
 
If you are me and drunk you stand up and yell to the woman bartender that love to take her back to your hotel for a threesome:drunk:
Then you get cut off from drinking:no:

I go up and say Hello, I like you hair, eyes, dress etc. Are you with somebody can I buy you a drink.

Mostly it is women or men coming up to me and wanting to by me something. The best one was this woman asking me to dance she says. "Make my dream come true and dance with me.":angel: How could anybody say No
 
I want you to have my children.

In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
 
Auggie said:
I want you to have my children.

In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

The best way is "How Much?" Start at $250 and if they have not smacked you, you know they have a price in mind.:lol::lol:
 
Not that I've ever had the guts, but "Hi, I'm Rebecca, what's your name?, I like your dress/shoes/jacket, may I buy you a drink" seems like a standard line.
 
Rebecca Richardson said:
Not that I've ever had the guts, but "Hi, I'm Rebecca, what's your name?, I like your dress/shoes/jacket, may I buy you a drink" seems like a standard line.


Hi Rebecca, I am Jack. Sure you can buy me a drink :) After this drink can i say " I love you in porn style " :)
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Always liked this one:

"You know... I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth... is that I find you very attractive. And I'd like to make love to you."

:he:

The fact of the matter is, lines rarely work. A simple "Hi my name is **** and I noticed you from over there, so I figured I'd come over and introduce myself..."

We had a similar discussion about this not too far back, but maybe it was in another life. My approach is much the same.

I know that this BB is full of bluster and braggadocious posts, but some of the posts are just nuts.

Hi how are you? My name is xxxxx.

The fact that my words aren't slurred and I'm not staring at her boobs, but looking in her eyes goes a long way.
 
Rebecca Richardson said:
So THAT'S where I keep messing up!

Yes... that can be a problem sometimes, I admit... they do tend to umm... distract! :shock:

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I usually walk up to a lady in a bar.
I bring a drink in hand.
I put one arm around their shoulder, place the drink in front of them.
Look into their eyes and say:

I am hoping in giving you this drink, you will give me 5 minutes of your time.

It works 60% of the time and I probably get laid 10% of the time. That's acceptable in my world.
 
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