HUBGFE Sps do you want to review an anonymous client/encounter here?

[muckin]

I opened the door. He was right on time. I thought to myself "it's a little cold to be wearing a speedo" but alas I was distracted by this magnificent gold chain entangled in his voluminous and wavy chest hair. I decided to let it go...

Once in he proceeded to shower. I was amazed at the different ways in which he could style his hair. We made faux hawks on his chest, back and....rear..

We spent the remainder of our time together discussing where he purchased his gold chain and how he uses bleach to remove any stains on his speedo. It was very informative and enlightening.

Hair: a lot
Chain: 10/10
Starbucks: delicious
Speedo: tight fitting....

Lmfao love a chick with wit and sense of humour.

 

[Guido]

Bridgette, omg it's bad enough you're two timing me with CasaNova but who's this hairy ass'd bastid you're talking about now?

DID YOU GIVE HIM the speedo I left you as a souvenir??

 

[papasmerf]

Bridgette, omg it's bad enough you're two timing me with CasaNova but who's this hairy ass'd bastid you're talking about now?



DID YOU GIVE HIM the speedo I left you as a souvenir??

that was no speedo

I did a comb over from my butt hair :blush2:

 

[Guido]

that was no speedo

I did a comb over from my butt hair :blush2:

manga cake

 

[ChaosTheory]

Lmfao love a chick with wit and sense of humour.

me too. Bridgette where have you been all my life?

lol. Loved the review of guido...we I mean some random dude.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Bridgette, omg it's bad enough you're two timing me with CasaNova but who's this hairy ass'd bastid you're talking about now?

DID YOU GIVE HIM the speedo I left you as a souvenir??

You should check what Madman is wearing :biggrin2:

 

[hobnew]

Not a bad idea. I'd like get some advice on the whole sexing thing. :biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

You should check what Madman is wearing :biggrin2:

B

 

[WhiteLion]

B

That is so grossly disgusting.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

OH GOD, why why why did I click on this thread.

 

[lovelatinas]

Mine would read something like this.
Attitude: 7 nice guy but has no Charisma like George Clooney
Looks: $300 to over look his looks
DATY: 7.5 actually made me squirm and felt good.
Kissing: 5 eeeww!!! to much tongue. Who does he think he is Brad Pitt?
BBBJ: 7 Ok, since he is paying
Body: 6 Average and average size dick. No David Beckham here.
FS: 6 Condom better not break. Bonus point for doggie.
SOG: -5 for CIM without tip cheap bastard.

LOL! :LMAO:

 

[Casa_Nova]

OH GOD, why why why did I click on this thread.

Cause you were hoping to see a review that Peace wrote on you :biggrin2:

 

[-b]

Good Morning....Why did I open this.....
Tran you do great work investigating Madman....:-Cool/"

The Case Of The Missing Speedo...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I opened the door. He was right on time. I thought to myself "it's a little cold to be wearing a speedo" but alas I was distracted by this magnificent gold chain entangled in his voluminous and wavy chest hair. I decided to let it go...

Once in he proceeded to shower. I was amazed at the different ways in which he could style his hair. We made faux hawks on his chest, back and....rear..

We spent the remainder of our time together discussing where he purchased his gold chain and how he uses bleach to remove any stains on his speedo. It was very informative and enlightening.

Hair: a lot
Chain: 10/10
Starbucks: delicious
Speedo: tight fitting....

SHILL! :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

SHILL! :biggrin2:

Be serious you think Bridgette is
This is the only person who would shill for Guido

 

[Madman]

:grrrrrr: TRANNY, IN MY OFFICE NOW!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

:grrrrrr: TRANNY, IN MY OFFICE NOW!!!! AND BRING THE LICE COMB!!!!!!!

Fixed your post

 

[Madman]

B

I opened the door. He was right on time. I thought to myself "it's a little cold to be wearing a speedo" but alas I was distracted by this magnificent gold chain entangled in his voluminous and wavy chest hair. I decided to let it go...

Once in he proceeded to shower. I was amazed at the different ways in which he could style his hair. We made faux hawks on his chest, back and....rear..

We spent the remainder of our time together discussing where he purchased his gold chain and how he uses bleach to remove any stains on his speedo. It was very informative and enlightening.

Hair: a lot
Chain: 10/10
Starbucks: delicious
Speedo: tight fitting....

Maybe it's really me you're reviewingMaking up

 

[oldguyzer]

Maybe it's really me you're reviewingMaking up

Sure won't be me...that "hair" comment ruled me out :biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

No mention of the hair being located on the cranium.