Review of John by SP:
Part 1 Open Door and Initial Conversation:
(a) EWwwwww, I don't get paid enough;
(b) He brought me a gift - as if I am going to fall in love with this loser
(c) He brought me a gift - that was sweet;
(d) Good looking seems normal - what is wrong with this guy that he has to pay for sex;
(e) This guy thinks he is god's gift to women - I better play along and stroke his ego. Time for an academy award performance;
(f) Ok this is not going to be that bad;
(g) I am going to enjoy this (1 out of 1000)
Part 2 Donation:
(a) Do I have to ask
(b) Is he going to stiff me
(c) Thank you - now go take a shower so I don't barf from the smell of your sweaty balls and dirty ass
(d) Go into a shower so I can count and hide the coin.
(e) I got to have a drink or drugs to get me through this session
Part 3 Bedroom Post Shower - Try and make a connection and stroke his ego:
(a) EWwwwww, I don't get paid enough;
(b) Ummm - I better discretly check his slong for signs of stds
(c) OK - not so bad. Nice guy.
(d) Boy is it hard to make a conversation with this dude. He asks the same typical questions
(e) Your jokes are lame - quit while you are ahead.
Part 4 LFK / DFK:
(a) Eww - I don't get paid enough
(b) OK - he seems harmless
(c) This guy is really agressive - I will brace myself / watch myself
(d) HA HA - THIS guys is kissing the four cocks I just sucked earlier today
I am getting bored I can't go on. You guys see where I am going.