I don't get it

[bobistheowl]

I don't get it.

On one hand, the law says you have to be eighteen years old to look at nudity legally, but the legal age of consent to have sex is sixteen.So what, do you give kids in high school tickets, if they do it with their eyes open? Or is it OK if you do it in the dark, where you can't see anything? How are they going to know? There can't be any eyewitnesses. Even if there were, they couldn't see anything either. Maybe if the kid is Catholic, and confesses.

That must be it.

 

[bobistheowl]

I don't get it. When I look up the spelling of a word like syzygy:




Why is the Polish so much bigger than the English? How would you even know how to pronounce something like that? It's like the coach of Duke, the guy who looks like a mortician. You know who I'm talking about.

That must be it.

 

[Prick]

I don't want to get it.

 

[oldguyzer]

Got a bit too much time on your hands, huh Bobby?

 

[Beef Jerky]

Who is the mortician :unknw:

 

[oldguyzer]

Who is the mortician :unknw:

She was the cute lady in Addam's Family.

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Got a bit too much time on your hands, huh Bobby?

not the only thing he's got on his hands lol

 

[bobistheowl]

I don't get it.

I understand the part about how God the father doesn't approve of that love thy neighbour crap, and about the kid with the long hair, who thinks he's God, but he's "too good" for a career in the building trades. I got one like that at home. I keep telling him "How many feet do you think you're going to have to annoint, to pay for a morgage, because you ain't living under my roof, forever".

I also understand about the part where His missus gets knocked up by the guy who came, and vanished like a puff of smoke, while the big guy was off in the wilderness, with a "40". Got one of them, too; I can tell, from the eye colour.

Little Marty is a good kid. He showed me how to take the subtitles off, on the TV, so I could see the whole picture. I don't need them, because I ain't deaf. The first kid I know is mine, because I was there.

What I want to know is, what about the other guy, who did the deed? Why don't they have any statues of him? But what would you make one out of? Would it have feet? If it did, why would it?

That must be it.

 

[Art Mann]

Absolutely right. You don't get it.

 

[bobistheowl]

Absolutely right. You don't get it.

The majority of right-handed men would have difficulty comprehending #8.

Those who do understand would not change a word.

 

[oldguyzer]

The majority of right-handed men would have difficulty comprehending #8.

Those who do understand would not change a word.

I think you should go back on your meds, young Bobby....

 

[papasmerf]

One who seeks "truth" must first understand the complexity of simplicity.

One who seeks "the meaning of life" must first understand its complexity.

One who seeks understanding is actually in search of inner peace.

Those who answer with questions have no answers.

Life always ends in death yet with each death comes life.

 

[oldguyzer]

One who seeks "truth" must first understand the complexity of simplicity.

One who seeks "the meaning of life" must first understand its complexity.

One who seeks understanding is actually in search of inner peace.

Those who answer with questions have no answers.

Life always ends in death yet with each death comes life.

Did you and young Owlboy switch meds by any chance?

 

[papasmerf]

Did you and young Owlboy switch meds by any chance?

LOL

Occasionally I experience neuron alignment in the brain..............I am fortunate is is a rare occurrence.

 

[papasmerf]

Food for thought

Much better now

 

[oldguyzer]

LOL

Occasionally I experience moron alignment in the brain.............

Fixed your post.

 

[papasmerf]

Fixed your post.

Ouch

 

[oldguyzer]

Food for thought

Much better now

Breakfast time....

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast time....

3 now please and 2 to go.

 

[oldguyzer]

3 now please and 2 to go.

Still on the diet, huh?