So, are you telling me that he wants to perform cunnilingus in, like an aquarium, or at the cottage? Why doesn't he just put one of them concrete cinder blocks on the bottom, or do it in the shallow end, on tippy toes?
papasmerf said:
There was a time I wanted to do that, too.
Then one day I realized I prefer being on the watter as opposed to in it.
People only want to buy corn these days that has a uniform colour, straight rows, and a long shelf life. That other corn is for feeding to meat animals, making fake gasoline, drinking, and frying things in.
The only use for the multicoloured corn these days is to dry it out, and hang it on the porch, for Thanksgiving decorations. That kind tastes better, but no one wants to buy it, because it looks like it's spoiled.
The peaches and cream corn is designed to have almost no taste, so it doesn't interfere with the taste of the butter, salt, pepper, parmesan cheese and ketchup that the consumer would put on top.
