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I felt so inadequate

LickingGravity

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So I was in Muse the other day and I had to wait a little bit in reception as they cleaned a room. In case you haven't been there recently the reception looks like a hair salon except instead of selling shampoo and the like they sell sex toys there. Feel like a proper "pegging" ? Well you can buy a strap-on there. I think they also had a paddle. The thing that caught my eye was this shrink wrapped package of 3 rubber rings. They looked to be about 3" in diameter ( that's diameter not circumference - make a circle with your thumb and index finger, I can only do 2 inches in a perfect circle).

Think Magnum size condoms and the rubber ring at the base of those. Well these were twice that size it seemed. So stupidly I ask the receptionist what they were for. She starts into this long explanation of cock rings and how they work. I say that I have heard of them and sort of understand the theory of cutting off the blood escaping from the penis but that surely in order to accomplish this they had to be quite tight.

These were of a size that would only be effective if your nickname was " Pony-Boy". After my massage I drag Teagan over as she is seeing me out and asked her opinion, thinking that an MPA would have somewhat of an expert opinion on the matter. She said that she had seen it where it was put around both the penis and the testicles and perhaps that was why it was so large. That allowed me to retain a shred of my pride and I readily accepted that explanation and left happy.
 
The old cock ring dilemma surfaces its ugly little head once againHmmmmmm
 
LickingGravity said:
. . . After my massage I drag Teagan over as she is seeing me out and asked her opinion, thinking that an MPA would have somewhat of an expert opinion on the matter. She said that she had seen it where it was put around both the penis and the testicles and perhaps that was why it was so large. That allowed me to retain a shred of my pride and I readily accepted that explanation and left happy.

And there you have it, PonyBoy.

Nothing like a personal tutor to improve the quality of your education.
 
MM was known as cock-ring in his all boys college

and it makes sense that when his long forgotten nickname is used he is the first to respond
 
papasmerf said:
MM was known as cock-ring in his all boys college

and it makes sense that when his long forgotten nickname is used he is the first to respond
Are you saying MM is hung......um....how do you know if I may ask.
 
LickingGravity said:
Are you saying MM is hung......um....how do you know if I may ask.

not from what Peace says

In fact in college MM was said to be found at the base of well shall we say manhoods
 
LickingGravity said:
That allowed me to retain a shred of my pride and I readily accepted that explanation and left happy.

I freak out when an escort takes out a black condom. I'm always of the opinion I "can't pull off" a black condom. :biggrin2:
 
papasmerf said:
not from what Peace says

In fact in college MM was said to be found at the base of well shall we say manhoods
Lickinggravity, Papasmerf is in denial. :biggrin2:
 
LickingGravity said:
Are you saying MM is hung......um....how do you know if I may ask.


He keeps looking over my shoulder in the mens room.:NoNoNo: Yeah, does not go anywhere without his portable stool.
 
LMAO. The last time I was in Vegas I dropped into a frou frou toy shop that offered a set of cock rings...in six sizes.

I wondered why anyone would buy cock rings of assorted sizes?
 
RAWD said:
LMAO. The last time I was in Vegas I dropped into a frou frou toy shop that offered a set of cock rings...in six sizes.

I wondered why anyone would buy cock rings of assorted sizes?

Ringette comes to mind.
 
Cock rings???

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