I hear there is a private club only members here.

[SOB]

How can i join in?.

 

[papasmerf]

How can i join in?.

Some of the ladies might be interested in your member

 

[Tourist]

How can i join in?.

No such thing here! Move along.

 

[Shiek]

You're actually posting in the private members only forum

 

[papasmerf]

You're actually posting in the private members only forum

Damn it Sheik

Should have let him think he was working for it

 

[User-E]

Are women allowed in or do we have to stay in the kitchen and make sammiches? :Battingeyelashes:

 

[BEER]

How can i join in?.

Do you have 1 million dollars?.

 

[Casa_Nova]

you need to do an internship with Madman first

 

[Bubba]

Any chicks in the club?.

 

[Reverse]

Hey, how about 5"2' girls with big boobies, can we be let in??

 

[papasmerf]

Hey, how about 5"2' girls with big boobies, can we be let in??

you know the rules

3 pounds of bacon for the Smerf to even get your name on the table

 

[Transient]

Any chicks in the club?.

Seems like fewer and fewer.

 

[Reverse]

you know the rules

3 pounds of bacon for the Smerf to even get your name on the table

That's it, you're a cheap date.

 

[papasmerf]

That's it, you're a cheap date.

first 3 just gets your name to the table

 

[Reverse]

first 3 just gets your name to the table

How about I bring you an entire piglet and we call it even.

 

[Art Mann]

Are women allowed in or do we have to stay in the kitchen and make sammiches? :Battingeyelashes:

Nope. Don't have to stay in the kitchen. You're always welcome in the bedroom.

Hey, how about 5"2' girls with big boobies, can we be let in??

Yup. You're welcome too.:-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

How about I bring you an entire piglet and we call it even.

Hmmmmmm

make it 3

 

[Madman]

Hey, how about 5"2' girls with big boobies, can we be let in??

You're in, my special room is open to you and your boobies because I LOVE BIG BOOBIES!!!

 

[Guido]

Speaking of Reverse's boobies...is/was she in the adult industry?

Yes she was and now retired.

 

[InfidelHarper]

You feel left out because yo don't contribute?.