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I just looked in the mirror, now I'm grumpy!

Do you guys weight yourselves every morning and before going to bed?. Do you know we lose aprrx 2 lbs while we sleep?.
 
Do you guys weight yourselves every morning and before going to bed?. Do you know we lose aprrx 2 lbs while we sleep?.
I lose two pounds when i cum ... wait, or is that when i crap, damn, i forgot which is which, I am old ...
 
What about the hair on the ears, it's growing on the outer and inner ear dammit! Let's not even talk about the peeing in the middle of the night!:grrrrrr:
 
All you "kids", wait until the first deep wrinkles appear, then the hair color will be forgotten. The back and knee pains will follow. The bigger concerns always eat the small ones......
 
Ears-yup need to manscape them
Chest hair going gray- yup, Just For Men beard and side burns does wonders on chest hair,
Thinning hair- nope, good there but the gray is a problem and I don't like the distinguished look bullshit,
Eye brows- yeah a pluck here and there and FUCK it makes my eyes water,
Nose hair- manscaping occasionally needed
Beard graying- Just for Men:great:
Back and knee pains- nope pretty good,

Wrinkles- nope not too bad,

Bathroom trips during sleep- no usually good for 7 hours but my aim in the dark, forgetaboutit, I'd be watering the plant on the other side of the bathroom,

Sex drive- fuck yeah, anytime of the day and I'm in my mid 40's

Balls- no sagging at all but dickhead does get cranky and likes to spit a lot.
 
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