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I just looked in the mirror, now I'm grumpy!

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It's not like I don't look in the mirror every day, but I really just noticed I am twice as gray as I was two years ago. My beard is now like 80% white. I'm way too young for this shit. Call it a moment of vanity, but seriously WHAT THE FUCK!
 
WTF is right. Did you also noticed your dick is smaller than it used to be :beurk:
 
What about your belly, is your belt lifting your stomach like a bra does for tits?:lol:
 
lol dude, at least you're not like women, we look better with grey.........what's that saying? "distinguished".......heheheh
 
When I went fully gray, shaving off my beard made a big difference - it took a few years off my appearance.

Trimming the eyebrows helped as well.

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As I got older the cars get smaller and faster, the ladies younger...because it takes time to figure out what's really important in life :great:
 
It's not like I don't look in the mirror every day, but I really just noticed I am twice as gray as I was two years ago. My beard is now like 80% white. I'm way too young for this shit. Call it a moment of vanity, but seriously WHAT THE FUCK!

But you do carry your good heart well.
 
I find myself craving sex less than I used to. Is getting older the problem or is it stress?.
 
I find myself craving sex less than I used to. Is getting older the problem or is it stress?.

Well, when you're young, a warm breeze will get you hard.....you could say it is because you're getting older, but not necessarily a physical problem. Could just be that you've matured to the point where you won't fuck anything with a pulse.....

But you could also have your testosterone levels checked next time you have a physical, that would be an indicator if something is amiss physically. I have noticed I psychologically crave it just as much, but just not able to complete physically like I used to.....
 
Also your brain gets smaller, guys......:lol:
And you become more grumpy........
 
You also start to shrink in stature, the balls lower and the sergeant does not step up to the battle as he once did.
 
I just looked in the mirror and seen a grey chest hair, many actually. Wow, that's scary, if I see a grey pube I'm getting the razor out!
 
I just looked in the mirror and seen a grey chest hair, many actually. Wow, that's scary, if I see a grey pube I'm getting the razor out!

LOL that so reminds me of one time I was going down on my gf and found a big curly grey one. I pulled it out and showed her lol.....omg you should have heard her scream (at the grey hair, not the plucking it out). Needless to say, the sex ended right then and there ......:grrrrrr:
 
FugiforYou said:
You also start to shrink in stature, the balls lower and the sergeant does not step up to the battle as he once did.

Yup, thanks for reminding me about that too... asshole.:lol:
 
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