I nominate Cardinal Fang to be Pope Fang the First !

[celticman]

This could bring me to my knees in the cathedral.

Not her on her knees in the cathedral?

 

[-b]

It would bring people back

 

[mctaggar]

And as a Canadian Pope, rather than a Regular Holy See on Sundays - you could have a Great Big Sea ! Funky & Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3Wp7SH3JI

 

[oldguyzer]

And as a Canadian Pope, rather than a Regular Holy See on Sundays - you could have a Great Big Sea ! Funky & Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW3Wp7SH3JI

and they would serve poutine with the crackers....

 

[celticman]

Pope Fecund the First.

Fecund? You mean to say Fang is a chick? No dick?

 

[oldguyzer]

Fecund? You mean to say Fang is a chick? No dick?

Fecundity isn't specific to a sex, as far as I can remember, simply referring to being fruitful in offspring or intellectually inventive. Guess which one I was referring to :biggrin2:

'Course, my old memory could be fading and I remem....er.....remembered.....what was I saying?

 

[Madman]

Has it happened yet, has our Cardinal become the Pope? I need to know because he promised me a ride in the PopeMobile.

 

[train]

Well at least he would be buggering nuns instead of choirboys

 

[celticman]

Well at least he would be buggering nuns instead of choirboys

Breathes a sigh of relief

 

[oldguyzer]

I suspect our dear Cardinal, upon his elevation, will be the model HUBGFEert and post detailed reviews in the new "Vatican City" forum, as well as a new images forum called "Nuns and their Habits"

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Apologies for the lateness of the reply. I'm only now recovering from the epiphany that was Amy and Bridgette from last Friday.

As Fang said in another thread he can't keep the name. So now the real question is what name should he adopt? Open to discussion....

Pope Virulent the First?

My Top Five if I become Pope:

1. Pope Zephyrinus (I want people to be able to argue whether or not it's a letter "Zee" or "Zed."
2. Poe Sixtis however I'd drop the "i" and make it "Sextis." Has much more street cred.
3. Pope Formosus (I think it sounds funny).
4. Pope Agapetus (Sounds like penis)
5. Pope Anaceltus (Right mixture of consonants and vowels to make you snicker.)

 

[Cardinal Fang]

And as a Canadian Pope, rather than a Regular Holy See on Sundays - you could have a Great Big Sea ! Funky & Music

Uh...no.

Has it happened yet, has our Cardinal become the Pope? I need to know because he promised me a ride in the PopeMobile.

The ride could use a drop. I'd slam that bitch on coilovers and give it ridiculous camber.

I suspect our dear Cardinal, upon his elevation, will be the model HUBGFEert and post detailed reviews in the new "Vatican City" forum, as well as a new images forum called "Nuns and their Habits"

I was thinking more alone the lines of "Nuns and their Bad Habits."

 

[Madman]

Apologies for the lateness of the reply. I'm only now recovering from the epiphany that was Amy and Bridgette from last Friday.



My Top Five if I become Pope:

1. Pope Zephyrinus (I want people to be able to argue whether or not it's a letter "Zee" or "Zed."
2. Poe Sixtis however I'd drop the "i" and make it "Sextis." Has much more street cred.
3. Pope Formosus (I think it sounds funny).
4. Pope Agapetus (Sounds like penis)
5. Pope Anaceltus (Right mixture of consonants and vowels to make you snicker.)

You should really consider Pope snuffleupagus,

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I would have however Cardinal Giacomo Biffi beat me to it.























Seriously though he walked up behind me and hit me with a 5 iron.

 

[oldguyzer]

Guess Pope Big Bird doesn't quite do it, huh?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Guess Pope Big Bird doesn't quite do it, huh?

I'm already known as a pecker head so I think that would be redundant.

 

[mctaggar]

What about a Tim's In The Square ? You could lead the Faithful in Rolling Up The Rim.

 

[mctaggar]

Only 48 hours left before the Papal Playoff - As a Made-In-Canada Cardinal and with the Next World Cup in 2014 in Brazil and with FIFA experimenting with Computerized Goal Detection, I think Cardinal Fang would be perfect for - wait for it - the Papal Video Review. The PVR would take place in the current Studio (which would be renamed the Situation Room) and His Whole-iness could appear at the Window with Arms Raised for Goooooooaaallll. Praise-Bowing