Misfits

[tboy]

If he posts today, he's being .....what's the word, sacrilegious.

I don't think so, I think if he comes here trying to "save" us, he's doing god's work therefore he'll be safe from having to do 10 hail marys etc.....

 

[papasmerf]

If he posts today, he's being .....what's the word, sacrilegious.

you are thinking Orthodox Jew.

Christians have no day of rest per-Se

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Orthodox Jews day of rest is Friday night through Saturday evening.
Ever wonder why Eyewitness News always stated Sunrise and Sunset?
So that Erv would know when he was breaking the sabbath.

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[Art Mann]

Orthodox Jews day of rest is Friday night through Saturday evening.
Ever wonder why Eyewitness News always stated Sunrise and Sunset?
So that Erv would know when he was breaking the sabbath.

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Irv would break Shabbos? Guess he wasn't as orthodox as Walter:

 

[HOF]

It's amazing how serious so many of you take this vice that weighs on your shoulders like a cross. It's as if I'm trying to kill off the golden goose. I will take heed and refrain from name calling as per my warning and I am hoping my opinion will be left to stand as freedom of speech were to go.

Sillygirl you are getting very upset with me and if you stop and think about there really is no need to be as I am not "preaching" to you. You are neither a woman who sells her body or a user of their services, therefore relax and use your influence on this board to help the gentlemen here dealing with their addiction.

Art, as I read through your post it's apparent that your focus is to constantly send suggestive sexual innuendos at the ladies be they for hire or not. If I may ask, do you do act in the same manner in public places? I fear one day you may be up on charges of sexual harassment if you continue in your wicked ways.

Femme Fatale, let me say thank you for joining the discussion. I took the liberty to read some of your history and tour your web site. Although I do not approve of your photos I will admit you are a talented photographer. Having said this I will now also state undeniably that what you do is wrong. You are an enabler. You allow these young women to attract Johns through your services. Instead of trying to save these young ladies you take their money which was earned through the sale of their body to line and feather you comfy pillow.

FYI, my beloved wife was by my side the entire time yesterday. We scoured the posts together and she was not impressed. Unlike most of the married men on this board I do not keep secrets from my spouse. We only engage in sexual activity with one another as it was meant to be.

I've been referred to as a troll. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet) Read the definition and explain to me how I am a troll? I am far from a troll, instead I am the same as the individual handing the street person a blanket. I am trying to help the individuals that can be helped.

Ang, I read your post. I will take your word for it but the question I have is; why do you read and participate with this group?

C'mon people, he's not a troll! He's a


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[Jesus Quintana]

Irv would break Shabbos? Guess he wasn't as orthodox as Walter:

"What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!"

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[HOF]

I don't look down on anyone Short-hairless but instead I try to help anyone who is open minded and willing to listen.

Why spend all the money some of these individual spend per month, risk their health, risk their reputation and family life, it's all about managing risk and really, is it worth it for a piece of ass-to borrow a phrase many here can relate too.

Open-minded! Seriously, do you realize that you are posting on an Escort Review Board?

Willing to listen!
:music:


Spending of money!

It's no good to me when I'm dead!

She gets my heart rate up to maximum pace and I recover within 4 minutes for the next test.
She takes me temperature with her ass.
Instead of drawing blood, she draws sperm
and
always says
"You're drinking pineapple and mango juice"


Because my doctor's practise is part of a medical school, they often video record for teaching purposes.

[video]https://xhamster.com/movies/294925/very_hot_and_sexy_doctor_olivia_de_treville.html?e mbed=related[/video]

My doctor has a new resident starting Monday, March 5, 2012

I'm her first patient!

You ask if a piece of ass is worth the risk?

Did you not see the ASS on my doctor!​

 

[HOF]

Everyone seems to disagree with me and that's fine, I was expecting no less.

I will try and address most of your concerns. No I do not have my red wings and this has been and always will be my spouse's decision. She does not feel comfortable during this period and I allow her the space she needs. Tboy, my drinking is far from a vice. I only have an occasional drink when with friends and I will have no more than 2 drinks in 3 hours. I may have a couple of drinks in a month, this is far cry from a vice. Reverse, I can assure you it was not I you met or provided your service too. If I did book an hour of your time it would be strictly for an open dialogue between you and I and our clothes would stay on the entire time. I would be there to help you not use you madam. Maurice, unfortunately I do not have the time to go through another board at this point and time. I am aware there are several more boards but due to time constrains which are family and work in this order of priority I cannot surf another board. If I succeed here I will gladly move on to other sites but if you are an active member on another board and you feel someone can benefit from my posts and opinions, please feel free to bring them here or perhaps pass their email on to me.


Let me ask you a question Maurice, you told me I was wrong in my assumptions. Fine, I take it you're not married which is a good thing. I make this statement because I am assuming you partake in sexual intercourse with working girls. My question to you is how do you find the time to surf so many boards, are you so immersed in the hobby that you spend the better part of your day reading multiple prostitution boards?

Melanie, I cannot figure you out from your history. I am thinking you are a call girl but I cannot find your ads anywhere. Amy there is no need to put me on ignore. I have not insulted you in anyway and maybe you might realize that there is some truth in my posts. Anyone can find reasonable work and choose a career path that leads to raising a family in the traditional family unit, the way it was intended to be.

You don't have red wings and it's your spouse's choice that means you are her BITCH!


You would dialogue and keep your clothes on? If you met Reverse, there's only one explanation:

You're GAY

and there's nothing wrong with that.

I paid your wife Ida-Ho a visit the other day and this is her expression after meeting me!​

And she said, "Gimme, Gimme, some luvin!"


This is why!



She's got the jungle fever,
She likes to get on down,
She's got the jungle fever,
I think it's goin' around.

All night long, we did the hump, hump, hump,
Yes we did, yes we did, yes we did, oh yeah,
All night long, I pumped her rump, yes I did, yes I did
All night long, she drank my spunk, yes she did, yes did!

She's got the jungle fever!


She told her church friends

&
The caught the jungle fever!

And sang a song about me!


Let's just say, it fits snuggly now!​

 

[HOF]

Licking Gravity, I`m sorry if you feel I`ve been ignoring you. Let me assure you I can say menstrual cycle but I chose not too because we all have a choice in life`s path. You can choose to say no to multiple sexual partners and live within the confines of a safe monogamous relationship with a woman. I also notice you mainly stay within the sunshine girl thread and the muff thread. Do you feel by rating these poor women you are fulfilling a need in your life? Perhaps you are going through a mid life crises and need reassurance from a loving woman that you are still virile and masculine. Think about your life and decisions you`ve made in your lifetime. It is always beneficial to reflect and hopefully improve on your status in a civil society.

Lisa of Toronto, no I am not that man nor do I stand on any corners soliciting individuals.

Safe & monogamous really means boring and neither one of them could do any better.

crisis not crises (plural)

I'm masculine and virile just ask your wife!​

Menstral Cycle?

Just say it!

OTR



Off the Record on TSN M-F @ 5pm.


aka


On the RAG




This reminds of a past experience with an old girlfriend
(Jesus Christ, Mary & Joseph, tabernac, I'm startin' to sound like tboy)

Anyway!

I was having a snapper sandwich with this girl, who looked like a young Cara Lott.
When she squirted all over.
I looked up to see the satisfaction on her face
&
She asked, if I had a nose bleed!

Nose bleed? You bitch! I don't have a nose bleed.

Oh well, I guess I had RED snapper for lunch!


That girl, her name was IDA















My parents told me never trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and lives!​

 

[Jesus Quintana]

See Berzerker? I warned you.....

NOW FEEL

THE FURY THAT IS HOF!!!!!

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[Art Mann]

This reminds of a past experience with an old girlfriend
(Jesus Christ, Mary & Joseph, tabernac, I'm startin' to sound like tboy)

That girl, her name was IDA
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Yowser! .... sounds like ida is just another Vikki ... or maybe bizarro married Vikki?

He should check the certificate ... ida ho / née Vikki Blue.

Scary thought.

 

[BuzzSaw]

Hof, how do you come up with these things?:biggrin:

 

[HOF]

My husband is only here to help.

He means no harm.

Please open your hearts and minds.

Oh boy, here it cums, please open your hearts, minds and donate generously to the church of fudge!

There's a looming question that inquiry minds what to know, Is your given name really IDA and is your surname HO?

That would make you:

IDA HO


Remember Me


Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Yeah, put em' in your mouth and suck em'

Well, I might have a direct line to god, but did you see the size of that guy's cock!
No wonder, my wife has been so happy the 18 months.

She only struck the flight attendent because she's been banging that big cock too.​

 

[SillyGirl]

Dude, have you been drinking? :shocking:

 

[-b]

I go away for the weekend and come back to see the welcoming
committee is throwing a party now.....:rofl!:

Brent and Ida....I am one sensitive person and I am just
saying that you should be focusing on a different board.
Also how do we not know you are Police playing this game...invite
a group and then arrested them....
I am not sure what you are trying to do....

I am open to helping these women if they need it....Others too
There are agencies out there helping...
You have come in here instead opening your arms to everybody
here, you came and started to telling us what you think and you feel...your wife too...

I feel now that you have made this mistake here, you should leave
and join another board but this time go in with open arms.....
You can not tell people what to do.....choices...right....
Jesus never told people how to think or what to do....
he left it open for them to discover on their own....
Instead of being part of the community on the board you have made it
that you are above everybody on here....which you yourself knows that
is wrong to do......equal all.....
So have a wonderful day....and you both should ask for forgiveness.....

 

[HOF]

safe? lol you just never know when a sword fight will break out! lol.....

One thing I can/could never figure out is why so many religions fear homosexuality. I mean, most preach all about love and peace and all.....you'd think a really profound god who supposedly is full of love for all man would accept that love comes in all forms.......

I mean seriously....how many gays have started wars? Oh, one exception: arguing over the wallpaper colour doesn't count! lol....

They argued about decor, made up over a couple of beers

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Drank alittle too much



A sword fight occured!


I guess they both won?:wacko:
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[Jesus Quintana]

Who knew that "The FURY THAT IS HOF" includes pics of penises.....


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[Baz]

Sillygirl, this is Hof is you are so proud of? Hof, is an incessant bore full of himself and his own words! The venomous diatribe spewing out from these heathenish posts is horrible. I retract my dinner invitation to you sir!

The rest of you are more than welcome to attend but Hof I wouldn't have you over to my home if you were one of the last human creatures walking the earth. I must go and calm down before I break the rules and find myself terminated from posting. Oceanus has burdened me with a very short leash which I think is unfair considering what many are posting about Ida and myself.

 

[HOF]

Hof, how do you come up with these things?:biggrin:

Actually, it's very easy given how much fuel some give me to set on fire!

Poor Jessica Hahn!
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[SillyGirl]

Sillygirl, this is Hof is you are so proud of? Hof, is an incessant bore full of himself and his own words! The venomous diatribe spewing out from these heathenish posts is horrible. I retract my dinner invitation to you sir!

The rest of you are more than welcome to attend but Hof I wouldn't have you over to my home if you were one of the last human creatures walking the earth. I must go and calm down before I break the rules and find myself terminated from posting. Oceanus has burdened me with a very short leash which I think is unfair considering what many are posting about Ida and myself.

Hey, I said he was nice to me. I never said he's nice to everyone.

If you can't stand the heat, you know what you can do.