I REALLY did see this today!

[Flash Bazbo]

A woman with Tourette's syndrome was panhandling at Yonge Street and College, but not very successfully. Her rant/ chant may have had something to do with it:

"Can you spare some change, please, thank you, FUCK YOU!"

 

[Melanie]

A woman with Tourette's syndrome was panhandling at Yonge Street and College, but not very successfully. Her rant/ chant may have had something to do with it:

"Can you spare some change, please, thank you, FUCK YOU!"

Did you spare any change Mr. Bazbo? I can't pass someone who looks worse off than me without giving them something, even if it's small.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Did you spare any change Mr. Bazbo? I can't pass someone who looks worse off than me without giving them something, even if it's small.

Ms Melanie with the Red Shoes, I did pass by her, but I was on the opposite side of the street, entering College Park.

I don't always have spare change in my pocket, but I usually have a few wrapped granola bars in my coat pocket, and a few cigarettes I can spare, for those who 'look needy'.

The young guy standing outside of Starbucks, wearing clean clothes, who wants me to pay for his coffee, should just ask his dad for an increase to his allowance, or sell some of his video games to pay for his social life. No one 'needs' a Starbucks coffee, and no one should be panhandling for non essentials, or asking strangers for money, with a cell phone in their hand.

I see a huge difference between "needy" and "wanty". People who ask for a specific amount, or those who specify what they want the money for, usually get nothing from me, as do the ones who say "Can I ask you a question?", before asking for a handout. Anyone who attempts to panhandle me in a public place, or while I'm eating al fresco, gets nothing. I don't reward people for being rude. If I'm empty handed or pocketed at the moment, a few words to acknowledge their existence, or a fresh joke told, is generally appreciated.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

There is a clowder* (ie: a collection), of feral cats living a few blocks from my home, in an alley near Sherbourne St and Dundas Street East in Toronto, behind a fence, next to a semi-completed housing construction site. I've fed them for the past few days, much to the chagrin of the people living in the building, and the construction company. It's a cheap urban 'African Safari', and it's interesting to see how much the behavior of these cats resembles that of the homeless, who copulate in the same alley, on the other side of the fence.

I'll put some Whiskas Temptations on a piece of discarded cardboard, and slide it under the fence. Almost immediately, a squirrel and some pigeons will try to get the food, just like a jackal and some vultures would, with relatively fresh carrion, on the Serengeti savanna in Tanzania. I 'shoo' them away, with debris scattered in the alley.

The dominant male cat will approach the food first, visible from a secure hiding place, ever wary of ambush. He'll then approach alone, inspect the food, then eat a few pieces, to determine if the food is poisoned, or laced with a sedative, having probably learned of these deceits through past unsuccessful capture attempts. He'll then look over at me, to make sure I'm not going to rush at the fence. He'll then eat a few more morsels, then look at me again, to ensure I haven't moved closer. He'll eat a few more tidbits, then look over his shoulder, to make sure other cats are not ganging together, to steal his meal. After he's eaten his fill, the other cats may dine on the scaps left behind.

If the dominant female finds the food first, she'll eat some, but leave enough for the dominant male to satiate his hunger. The younger cats watch from a distance, content to see food, but not actually be able to eat it.

Some of the younger cats will venture into the alley, and will interact with humans. They want to have a home, where they can eat better than whatever is left behind. The dominant male and female, however, would rather take their chances in the wild, living paw to mouth, rather than be captured and neutered by a well intentioned, but delusional Feminist, who thinks they want to be neutered, domesticated, fed well, and restricted to seeing the outdoors through a cat lady's window, instead of the non present man, who would voluntarily agree to those terms. That's what happens to women, when they don't get laid, for one reason or another.

I have an older sister like that. I've had her on Ignore for 25 years, other than an awkward meal at her home, a couple of times a year, until she crossed the line of no return a few years ago. That was the only viable option that freed me from her misguided maternal urges. She is legion.

 

[RED]

"Can you spare some change, please, thank you, FUCK YOU!"

Take a picture of it next time or it didn't happen.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Take a picture of it next time or it didn't happen.

Go to the north west corner of Yonge and College Streets in Toronto, and see the live performance. How the fuck would I take a picture of a speech? More thinkee, less talkie, please and thanks.

 

[RED]

G. How the fuck would I take a picture of a speech?

I guess I forgot to put a smile or a sarcasm one on my reply.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I guess I forgot to put a smile or a sarcasm one on my reply.

Are you "The Red", from 'The Red Board', or just a 'red herring'? I honestly don't know, around here. The last couple of days, it seems like every brother and his buddy wants a verbal comeuppance, as if they they're masochists, saying "Please sir, diss me, I beg of you'. I don't have time for that shit, but I can't exactly delegate it to someone else.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I was walking through a small alley, just before noon, to try to find the address of an apartment building, (it was on a corner, so it wasn't clear which street it was actually on). I was on foot, about five minutes walk from where I live. Abandoned in the alleyway were the following:

One 32 inch 'tube model' JVC color TV, probably functional, but very heavy, and occupying lots of space. Somebody with a dolly will take it, if someone else doesn't smash it first, for fun.

One television stand, with glass door, great condition, too heavy to carry, and I already have a better one.

One DVD Player, (scooped).

One Pile of loose DVDs and cases, with disparate contents, (scooped).

DVDs with cases:

Futurama - Seasons 1 and 2 - I gave these to a couple of young black ladies, a couple of hundred yards later. I never watched this show.

Family Guy - One season, one disk: I gave this to a guy in a park. I don't watch that show.

The Simpsons - Season 1, (one of the three disks missing, but it might be in the DVD player), kept

Beautiful Bimbos #8 in Ass Patrol (kept)

DVD case only:

Old Fucks & Young Sluts Sucking Old Men, Vol 2 ('All Men in this Video are over 50')

(possibly this disk is in the DVD player?) (kept)

Disks Only:

Groupy Dollz - My Husband Loves to Share My Cunt (kept)

Hollywood Safari/ Simon and the Spirit Bear/ River's End/ Secret of the Andes/ Jungle Book (kept)

Seeker & Fetch/ Chihuahua the Movie/ Everyone Loves Mel/ Nico the Unicorn (kept)

Bounty Huntress Undercover. (kept)

What's funny is that, given the contents, these might appear to be the 'effects' of a pedophile, especially if the two compilation disks are porn, rather than 'kid's stuff'. It's really difficult to tell, based on the titles! Other than The Simpsons, I probably won't have most of these disks anymore, after the weekend; I'll just give them away, leave them on the lawn in front of the house, or break them in two.

And get this - Bounty Huntress Undercover is from Rogers Video, and there's a name and address label, stuck to the disk! - I'll probably keep that one, just for 'anecdote evidence'.

Unfortunately, this isn't sufficient evidence for the cops to do anything about it. If I took any of these disks to a police station, the cops would just watch them themselves, charging the taxpayers time and a half to do so, then sell the disks at a flea market, so fuck that, it's my 'street swag'. I shared enough with the needy.

I hope that isn't "our Mel" from post #2, on one of the compilations, but if it is, I'm not telling!

 

[GoPro]

I was walking through a small alley, just before noon, to try to find the address of an apartment building, (it was on a corner, so it wasn't clear which street it was actually on). I was on foot, about five minutes walk from where I live. Abandoned in the alleyway were the following:

One 32 inch 'tube model' JVC color TV, probably functional, but very heavy, and occupying lots of space. Somebody with a dolly will take it, if someone else doesn't smash it first, for fun.

One television stand, with glass door, great condition, too heavy to carry, and I already have a better one.

One DVD Player, (scooped).

One Pile of loose DVDs and cases, with disparate contents, (scooped).

DVDs with cases:

Futurama - Seasons 1 and 2 - I gave these to a couple of young black ladies, a couple of hundred yards later. I never watched this show.

Family Guy - One season, one disk: I gave this to a guy in a park. I don't watch that show.

The Simpsons - Season 1, (one of the three disks missing, but it might be in the DVD player), kept

Beautiful Bimbos #8 in Ass Patrol (kept)

DVD case only:

Old Fucks & Young Sluts Sucking Old Men, Vol 2 ('All Men in this Video are over 50')

(possibly this disk is in the DVD player?) (kept)

Disks Only:

Groupy Dollz - My Husband Loves to Share My Cunt (kept)

Hollywood Safari/ Simon and the Spirit Bear/ River's End/ Secret of the Andes/ Jungle Book (kept)

Seeker & Fetch/ Chihuahua the Movie/ Everyone Loves Mel/ Nico the Unicorn (kept)

Bounty Huntress Undercover. (kept)

What's funny is that, given the contents, these might appear to be the 'effects' of a pedophile, especially if the two compilation disks are porn, rather than 'kid's stuff'. It's really difficult to tell, based on the titles! Other than The Simpsons, I probably won't have most of these disks anymore, after the weekend; I'll just give them away, leave them on the lawn in front of the house, or break them in two.

And get this - Bounty Huntress Undercover is from Rogers Video, and there's a name and address label, stuck to the disk! - I'll probably keep that one, just for 'anecdote evidence'.

Unfortunately, this isn't sufficient evidence for the cops to do anything about it. If I took any of these disks to a police station, the cops would just watch them themselves, charging the taxpayers time and a half to do so, then sell the disks at a flea market, so fuck that, it's my 'street swag'. I shared enough with the needy.

I hope that isn't "our Mel" from post #2, on one of the compilations, but if it is, I'm not telling!

You kept the the proper ones. Knock yourself out.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Updates: disk one of season one of The Simpsons was still in the DVD player, so the guy either kept "Old Fucks & Young Sluts Sucking Old Men, Vol 2", or someone else scooped THAT one, either before or after everything else was abandoned.

Some huge black dude told me nicely that I can no longer both feed the cats AND watch them, 'Because his niece plays in that alley, and what I'm doing is 'too weird', so I have to bounce'. It's OK to put the food out, I just can't linger. That's an acceptable compromise, with someone who outweighs me by 50 pounds, and actually lives in the building.

Thank you, junkies, homosexuals, and pedophiles, for your contribution to this social experiment.

 

[Madman]

I just want Melanie to post again, please! Lady with the red shoes show us your......your.....your wonderful smile!

 

[peace]

I just want Melanie to post again, please! Lady with the red shoes show us your......your.....your wonderful smile!

Not Melanie's but this should be good for now....

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I just want Melanie to post again, please! Lady with the red shoes show us your......your.....your wonderful smile!

She posted here, in this thread, on Monday, Madman. She's probably teasing other guys right now, or giving small things away, to folks who look worse off than she does. Didn't the guy who lets you look at pictures of his food read post #2 to you? He must have been too busy, cooking something up.

All the guys here are thinking the same thing: "I can think of something small, that I'd like to have Melanie give away to me...", because we're guys.

 

[Madman]

All the guys here are thinking the same thing: "I can think of something small, that I'd like to have Melanie give away to me...", because we're guys.

and I have something small I'd like to give to Melanie. It's small but its a handful of fury.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

and I have something small I'd like to give to Melanie. It's small but its a handful of fury.

That might not go over well.