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tboy

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Ok, well, this is more a "pat myself on the back" post but I don't care, I needed this....

To make a long story short, I went with a client to Home Depot sunday to put an order in for a large deck I'm building.

Lo and behold, the pro desk was closed. WTF? I flipped out. This is BS. My customer says "lets go to Lowes". I said, I am not giving up this easily. I wanted to stay with HD because I had them quote on the job and had all the skus for the lumber. To go to lowes would mean HOURS of standing there while they looked up the part numbers for all the stuff.

So a really cute HD clerk was walking by and I asked her to page the store manager for me. She said he wasn't in, I said assistant manager then. she tried to page him and couldn't get in touch with him. She said what's the problem, maybe I can help.

I told her I wanted to place a large order and the desk was closed. She said "follow me" and boy did I enjoy it. She had a nice little behind on her....

She takes me up to the service desk, gets someone there to start entering the order, stands there talking with me while the woman is doing the input, there were some skus I was missing so I said I'd go dig them up. The cutie says "I''ll come with"...

So while we're walking back to the lumber department she's like standing shoulder to shoulder with me. We get down there and she's like glued to my side. Chatting me up, joking around with me, goofing around etc. So we get all the numbers and she's telling me that she knows a lot of the parts, but not what they're used for, how she's more into the design aspect, etc She tells me she has a kid, she's 27, and I say, do you want to come help me build this thing? She says she's working most of the week.

So we get the order entered and she asks if I have a card....I give it to her and she says thanks.

Now, I thought through the whole thing, she was just being a good staffer. We get outside and my customer says to me "so, did you get her number"? Ummm No why? He says "oh MAN she was IN TO YOU". I said "nawww she's freakin 27". He says "dude, you should have seen the way she was looking at you, making all kissy kissy faces"...I said "really? cool......lol.

I said to him: jesus, I'm old enough to be her father.....He says "dude, maybe she's into older guys and I bet she calls.....

Needless to say I've been walking on fricken air since lol.....
 
Ladies don't go calling.

Go back to HD and pick up those screws you forgot to order on Sunday!
 
Ladies don't go calling.

Go back to HD and pick up those screws you forgot to order on Sunday!

way ahead of ya, I remembered some things as we were on our way out but thought...hmmm good excuse to come back!!!
 
I'm routing big time for ya ''t''. I was going to say pulling but that sounded inappropriate if you know what I mean.LOL.

Remember every now and then a long shot comes in.
 
way ahead of ya, I remembered some things as we were on our way out but thought...hmmm good excuse to come back!!!

Get your ass out there dude, pronto. Don't wait a minute and pick up those screws :).
 
Even if nothing comes of it, you both had a nice moment. Next time you see her in the store thank her again for all the help, then ask her out.
 
Tboy, don't be too opinionated when talking to her in the beginning. Let her get to like you first then BOOOM ask her if she wants to get into a debate with you :whip: :he:.

Good luck man.
 
Tboy, don't be too opinionated when talking to her in the beginning. Let her get to like you first then BOOOM ask her if she wants to get into a debate with you :whip: :he:.

Good luck man.


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Good for you bro, it's that little shit that makes life so great!

Exactly!!! which is why I often can't understand why some women are so hard on guys....just a little attention can go such a long way.....
 
Congrats tboy, but dude, you are SOOOOOO outta practice. :na:

You need to get hold of that hottie and get her to cum help you work on your big deck! :666: :whip:
 
Good for you man! Get that tool belt on, hold your head up high and get back there for that screw you desire!!!

I'm taking bets boys. I've got 20 that says Tboy gets to first base!!:he:
 
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