I wore two different socks to work this morning.

[God]

Similar color but didn't match.

 

[Anonymous69]

How exciting :no:

 

[nntsci]

Similar color but didn't match.

OMG... and they didn't FIRE you?!?!?!?!?!

 

[George Costanza]

I drove my car to work this morning.

 

[nntsci]

I didn't even put sock on at all... or shoes... just bare footing it

 

[Wise Guy]

I rode my imaginary bike.

 

[Poroit]

I wore two shoes.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I can add 2 plus 2.

 

[WhiteLion]

I walked on a green light.

 

[Prick]

I never went to work today.

 

[peace]

I drove my car to work this morning.

:no::no:

try....

 

[McGuinty]

I forgot to wear my dentures this morning.

 

[Beef Jerky]

Similar color but didn't match.

No wonder you screwed up the world so bad.

 

[Cutmasta]

I wore a tie for the first time in two years last weekend. One of my buddies did the unexplained and got married.

 

[peace]

I blew a major fart on the plane. :no::no:
but it did feel good :good:

 

[Boing]

I haven't showered in two days. Been on a mission to find Tboy among other things.

 

[peace]

I haven't showered in two days. Been on a mission to find Tboy among other things.

Tboy...:great: :great: