If you are drunk or stoned, post here.

[Prick]

Others.

Fuck off.

 

[peace]

ok

ps.

 

[Copyright]

Maybe tonight I will post, just got up.

 

[Stuff]

This is too easy.

 

[SillyGirl]

Yesterday I spent the day cooking, cleaning and getting high. Not in that order.

Everything takes twice as long when you're high. I was slicing sausage for the mac&cheese and I thought, I'm gonna cut these slices in half before I brown them. The next time I thought that was when I was looking down at the frying pan full of nice round whole pieces of sausage. At least I noticed before they were cooked. When I went to throw away the extra pasta, I dumped it all over the floor. I hope none rolled under the stove.

Later, I was trying to make two lasagnas at once, both with beef and sausage but with different cheeses. It took maximum concentration and I kept having to stop and think about the cheese. I'm not sure if I got it exactly like I wanted it, but the one I sampled was delicious.

No really productive plan ever starts with "first I'll smoke a joint." That's why today I'm not planning on being very productive at all. :biggrin2:

 

[Prick]

Yesterday I spent the day cooking, cleaning and getting high. Not in that order.

Everything takes twice as long when you're high. I was slicing sausage for the mac&cheese and I thought, I'm gonna cut these slices in half before I brown them. The next time I thought that was when I was looking down at the frying pan full of nice round whole pieces of sausage. At least I noticed before they were cooked. When I went to throw away the extra pasta, I dumped it all over the floor. I hope none rolled under the stove.

Later, I was trying to make two lasagnas at once, both with beef and sausage but with different cheeses. It took maximum concentration and I kept having to stop and think about the cheese. I'm not sure if I got it exactly like I wanted it, but the one I sampled was delicious.

No really productive plan ever starts with "first I'll smoke a joint." That's why today I'm not planning on being very productive at all. :biggrin2:

I love you.

 

[JoeCamel]

I don't post much but hello to all drinkers.

 

[RED]

I will tonight :-Cool/"

 

[Boing]

How about horny :don'twantto-see:/

 

[Poroit]

Others.

Fuck off.

Fine, fuck off.

 

[Stoner]

I only had 2 shots of Remy VSOP.


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