Made with Love

What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

oldguyzer said:
You'll notice Bob didn't offer to pay for my next session when he DOESN'T deliver. :-Cool/"

he will not likely live long enough for you to get it up
 
Sarah said:
I think it's really neat that you'd offer to pay for a session for bob - and I can't help but giggle when I think about bob thinking about you next time he's doing the 'technique' to a lady.

:)

The technique is 100% a physical thing. It does not involve distracting the mind by thinking of things like baseball, amortized payments of unfunded liabilities to pension plans, Rosie O'Donnell, or turnips.

An Escort might think twice before acknowledging that she knows how to perform the technique, because some of the guys here might resort to bribery or tickling to attempt to learn the secret. One thing's for sure, they don't want every guy to know it.

A game of NFL football is an hour long, but if you used a stop watch to count only the times between when the ball is snapped, and when the play is whistled dead, the game is about six minutes long. Probably most guys sessions are proportionally equal to a football game. If every guy could last for forty minutes, the lady could think to herself, with each inward and outward thrust, "I just made eight cents, Canadian.". They don't want to make eight cents a thrust, not on a consistent basis, anyway.

This is just conjecture, but I wouldn't think a woman would want a man to last very much longer than it would take the woman to achieve orgasm through vaginal intercourse. That amount of time would vary between individuals, but I'd speculate that probably two thirds would like the act to last between twelve and sixteen minutes. That may depend on their age.

I haven't found one that wanted more than twenty minutes consecutive yet, and that 20 minute woman could only have consumed alcohol legally in Ohio for about six months, at that point in her life.

I didn't discover the technique until after I turned 50, but age was not a factor. I could just as easily have discovered it when I was 12. Had I done that, no doubt somebody would have blabbed, and all of you guys would know it by now, but it wouldn't matter, because The Industry would have died out before most of you guys had hair on your nuts.

If I wanted to try to go the full 40, (or more?) minutes, I'd have to choose a woman who didn't want to have an orgasm, like a radical feminist. I'd probably just book an hour, though, because they generally don't like my jokes.
 
The technique is 100% a physical thing. It does not involve distracting the mind by thinking of things like baseball, amortized payments of unfunded liabilities to pension plans, Rosie O'Donnell, or turnips.

An Escort might think twice before acknowledging that she knows how to perform the technique, because some of the guys here might resort to bribery or tickling to attempt to learn the secret. One thing's for sure, they don't want every guy to know it.

A game of NFL football is an hour long, but if you used a stop watch to count only the times between when the ball is snapped, and when the play is whistled dead, the game is about six minutes long. Probably most guys sessions are proportionally equal to a football game. If every guy could last for forty minutes, the lady could think to herself, with each inward and outward thrust, "I just made eight cents, Canadian.". They don't want to make eight cents a thrust, not on a consistent basis, anyway.

This is just conjecture, but I wouldn't think a woman would want a man to last very much longer than it would take the woman to achieve orgasm through vaginal intercourse. That amount of time would vary between individuals, but I'd speculate that probably two thirds would like the act to last between twelve and sixteen minutes. That may depend on their age.

I haven't found one that wanted more than twenty minutes consecutive yet, and that 20 minute woman could only have consumed alcohol legally in Ohio for about six months, at that point in her life.

I didn't discover the technique until after I turned 50, but age was not a factor. I could just as easily have discovered it when I was 12. Had I done that, no doubt somebody would have blabbed, and all of you guys would know it by now, but it wouldn't matter, because The Industry would have died out before most of you guys had hair on your nuts.

If I wanted to try to go the full 40, (or more?) minutes, I'd have to choose a woman who didn't want to have an orgasm, like a radical feminist. I'd probably just book an hour, though, because they generally don't like my jokes.


Impressive use of word smithing to say nothing but



So have you and OG agreed on a lady who will verify all of this?
 
well.... as the judge of the now famous DATY contest, I might be the most qualified for this role Call me

Any guy could do a WHOLE lot worse than selecting Miss Jessica Lee for his next session. I heard she ever wrote a review of one of her commercial admirers.
 
Seriously though!

WHAT CONTEST?

It was a Dining At The Y contest, Cardinal Fang, I think in early 2011 or thereabouts. Several contestants gave Jess their best tongue job, and the winner got something, I can't remember what. It didn't happen here.
 
few minutes. Nothing abnormal, typically happens when I'm feeling overtly sexual(and to other men too). Otherwise 1st shot can b anywhere in between 7-23 min

but round 2 after that can and will go on for 30-60+

then round 3, well let's just say she's got to be my type of woman to stay with me for hours on end:bad::666:
 
1. Cute asian MPA on EBC negotiates fs with me. I was so excited I came after a couple minutes of cbj. She wouldn't refund the fs part of the fee... :grrrrrr:
2. Blonde bombshell MPA with a heard of gold. Negotiated cbj but I was so excited that I came in her hand after a couple of minutes. She laughed gently, and then proceeded to wake junior up and proceeded with the best cbj I've ever had. I am rarely able to come twice in short succession, and she remains the only one who was ever able to.
3. I rarely come in CG. I think it has something to do with how tight some girls are in that position, and the fact most don't have the right "rhythm" to get me off. I usually start in this position cause then I tend to last longer. Once, I was with a cute japanese SP during a lunch time session. Everything was standard up to the first penetration in CG. She was SOOO freaking tight, I blew in about 10 seconds.
 
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