If you could have a superhero analog, what would they be and why?

[Olivia Grace]

I'm wondering, punters and ladies of HUBGFE,

If you could have a superhero analog, who would they be and why? I think mine would be WonderWoman, she's the daughter of Diana (go Greek mythology!), she has a lasso of truth, and if she puts her bracelets together they stick, which is kind of analogous to what I do. What would yours be?

 

[Transient]

Welcome Olivia to HUBGFE!

The Flash always captivated my imagination when growing up. Just the thought of how it would feel to run so fast. And no, it's no reflection of my ability to last.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

For me it would be Thor.

Unfortunately, I've my decision is influenced by that horrible movie franchise they released. Nonetheless there are things that I do take from it.

Apart from the fact that he's a big dude I love the crazy well-spoken archaic vocabulary and long hair which I once had and long for again. He's practically immortal and resistant to any sort of physical injury. He also seems to have this "fish out of water" manner that I can relate to. He has a brother that has caused him no end of trouble much like in my life.

And he has a "hammer." Come on now! A better euphemism for a cock you won't find anywhere else. :wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Welcome Olivia to HUBGFE!

The Flash always captivated my imagination when growing up. Just the thought of how it would feel to run so fast.

And "finish" even faster? :wink2:

 

[Transient]

And "finish" even faster? :wink2:

Well, you know. Places to go, people to see.

 

[Prick]

Come on guys, real heroes only.

 

[Hitter]

Come on guys, real heroes only.

:biggrin2:

 

[bolt.upright]

I'm staking claim to Superman before anyone else does. It's the clear choice for me anyway.

And heck, except for all the hair and muscles, he looks just like me!

 

[CCADC]

 

[Raiden]

Damn. I was going to take Superman but Bolt beat me to so it now I'm stuck with Batman and I'll never hear the end of it from Robin!

Batman because he's dark and mysterious, carries a toolbelt which comes in handy to keep a few needed items in. Drives a fast sports car and can sneak in through a window or out of one in the event of a raid or something silly like that.

 

[Olivia Grace]

Interesting. But I have to agree that that Chinese guy with the credit card logo is a true hero. Keep them coming, it's so fascinating!

Xoxo,

Olivia

 

[Guido]

Easy peazy for me. I would definitely be Aquaman. First off speedo's are meant for the water so what better superhero fits the speedo lifestyle.

Secondly, being off the boat I get kidded around that I arrived here on a Tuna boat so hey I came with the fish!

Aquaman baby, slippery when wet!!!

 

[Willy]

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

 

[Olivia Grace]

LOL you are killing me

 

[Guido]

LOL you are killing me

I'll save you, QUICK jump in!!

 

[Blank_Dave]

Damn. I was going to take Superman but Bolt beat me to so it now I'm stuck with Batman and I'll never hear the end of it from Robin!

Batman because he's dark and mysterious, carries a toolbelt which comes in handy to keep a few needed items in. Drives a fast sports car and can sneak in through a window or out of one in the event of a raid or something silly like that.

Not to mention all that wearing leather, ting guys up, and hanging out with little boys....

 

[Blank_Dave]

What can we say....

• Canadian
• Crazy as fuck
• Just won't die

 

[Transient]

For pleasuring the ladies, I'm sure Mr. Fantastic probably earns his nickname.

 

[oldguyzer]

Makes those reach-arounds a little easier, huh?