If you could have a superhero analog, what would they be and why?

[Mr.Blackbird]

Spike, from Buffy the Vampire Hunter because he save the world from the Hellmouth!

 

[Mr.Blackbird]

How do I post pictures here?

 

[bolt.upright]

What, you can post pictures here?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You have the advanced option dialogue box open when you are posting click in the "insert image" icon. It's right beside the icon of the earth with a red x on it. Upload your image and done!

 

[mammo]

@ Mr. Blackbird... Yeah, I loved that guy! He was too cool to be a villian

 

[mammo]

I've always been a fan of the joker. As a child, i never took things seriously (why so serious) and just loved watching the campy Batman series of old. When Nicholson played the character, I was in heaven (big Jack fan) but Heath Ledger's portrayal was epic. Chris Nolen did the Batman series justice! I like having fun, I don't take things to seriously and in some ways I am a tortured soul (hence the lipstick). As an aside, can't wait to see what Jerod Leto has planned for the Joker in upcoming Suicide Squad movie!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Sweetpea: wary, fiercely loyal and protective. And she kicks ass in thigh highs and boy shorts

 

[bolt.upright]

Coool!

 

[Stoner]

Won't happen.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Hmmmm, this is going to be a tough one. I'm really going to have to think very long and hard about this question.

Who would I choose to be if I were a SuperHero?Hmmmmmm:YMDAYDREAM: none of the bastards picked me...........grrrrrrrrrr......:grrrrrr:

Reasons why no one in their right mind would choose:

Superman- is hard and stiff like a rock, unsafe for a woman to give a BBBJ because of the splatter effect and mainly has a small dick.

Batman- old, smells horrible and anyone who's had the displeasure of smelling batshit knows exactly what I'm talking about plus I hear from Blank Dave batman also has a small dick.

Aquaman-scaly and slimy skin, yuk plus hung like a minnow.

Spiderman- hairy and when he shoots his load it sticks to the wall string like and gets in corners of the ceiling. You really don't want him around.


You're best and only choice is

I may look scrawny but I'm stronger than Louis, a 260 benchpress is nothing! I can do at least 300 with one hand tied behind my back and I'm a grower!

 

[Al Bumin]

Why is this thread not called How to hijack a thread?.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Why is this thread not called How to hijack a thread?.

Hey, Hihack Man would make a great new superhero:YMAPPLAUSE:Hmmmmmm

thx bum boy.

 

[Olivia Grace]

Wow, all of these replies are so fantastic! I wish I could find an image of Wonderwoman, just to lay claim to her lol Oh well. Too sleepy now. Tomorrow maybe, keep them coming, they're...fascinating!

 

[papasmerf]

Wow, all of these replies are so fantastic! I wish I could find an image of Wonderwoman, just to lay claim to her lol Oh well. Too sleepy now. Tomorrow maybe, keep them coming, they're...fascinating!

 

[Olivia Grace]

That's cool and all, but I meant a picture of her kicking some serious ass where her boobs couldn't serve as flotation devices. Guess that will have to do, just don't get your hopes up boys, I am not a Barbie doll (although I, also, kick ass and am veeeerrryyy nerdy, if you couldn't tell).

xoxo,

Olivia

 

[Code Red]

 

[Louis XIV]

That's cool and all, but I meant a picture of her kicking some serious ass where her boobs couldn't serve as flotation devices. Guess that will have to do, just don't get your hopes up boys, I am not a Barbie doll (although I, also, kick ass and am veeeerrryyy nerdy, if you couldn't tell).

xoxo,

Olivia

Here's a more realistic and sexy portrayal. Amazing eyes! A healthy C-cup too, yes, but nothing overly ostentatious, y'know? :biggrin2:

 

[Olivia Grace]

Here's a more realistic and sexy portrayal. Amazing eyes! A healthy C-cup too, yes, but nothing overly ostentatious, y'know? :biggrin2:

That's awesome!
Xoxo

 

[Olivia Grace]

Did you know that WonderWoman was created by a doctor with BDSM kinks? If her lariat catches someone he/she tells the whole truth and if her bracelets come together she can't break free. Cool, huh?

Kisses!

 

[Transient]

Did you know that WonderWoman was created by a doctor with BDSM kinks? If her lariat catches someone he/she tells the whole truth and if her bracelets come together she can't break free. Cool, huh?

Kisses!

I always considered her a bit Domme.