If You Want to Throw an Amazing Backyard Party, You Gotta Invite Marv!

[demien3k5]

This is my good friend Marv.

This is also Marv. RIP Marv.

This past weekend's backyard 'grill fest' simply would never have achieved the magnificent success it did if Marv had not been able to 'make the scene'. Thank you Marv, for making time in your busy schedule to attend!

This year's fest was one for the ages, and will be very tough to beat next year.

All hail Marv! The best guest any backyard BBQ ever had!

 

[Jessica Rain]

Wait wait wait.....

You invited that fucking cow over me!?!?!?!?!? Wtf!


JK ..... Except I am mad that I didn't get any steak. I don't get this fabulously full figured body by eating salad you know......:biggrin2:

 

[demien3k5]

I give you my word - you are first on the guest list for next year's grill fest! Guaranteed! But you gotta bring a date -

 

[Madman]

DAMN YOU DEMIEN, you're making my mouth water and Papa surely will double up on my misery!

 

[demien3k5]

Marv also brought along a couple other friends - Merle and Chester.



It was tough to keep Merle's nose out of the 'trough' for more than a few minutes at a time, and Chester annoyed the crap out of everyone with his constant 'clucking' about every little thing...

Eventually, having overdone it a tad too much, Merle just keeled right over and passed out - a terrible public display of poor party etiquette! Meanwhile, Chester eventually had to be taken out back to the woodshed and taught a lesson in manners.

There's always a couple of bad apples who try to spoil it for everyone.

Luckily, their party faux-pas were nothing a small hatchet and sharp carving knife couldn't cure!

Made for a couple of lovely options on the sidebar sizzler!

 

[God]

Marv was well liked and never bothered anyone. Helped others when in need but was always misunderstood. Merle and Chester, were not his friend.

 

[Thomas Crown]

This post is alot of bull

 

[Firefox]

Did anyone asked Marv if he wanted to be invited?.

 

[demien3k5]

Marv was so anxious to get there, he was actually the very first one to arrive at the party! In fact, he spent the night at my place the night before, resting comfortably overnight on a five star meat hook in my walk-in freezer! Next morning, he was up early and all 'decked out' on a nice buffet platter by the grill to greet the other guests as they arrived.

 

[Jessica Rain]

Marv was so anxious to get there, he was actually the very first one to arrive at the party! In fact, he spent the night at my place the night before, resting comfortably overnight on a five star meat hook in my walk-in freezer! Next morning, he was up early and all 'decked out' on a nice buffet platter by the grill to greet the other guests as they arrived.

Fucking kiss ass. No wonder EVERYONE just lovvvvvvves Marv......

:wink2:

 

[DannyDevito]

Does she have a sister?.

 

[Prick]

I heard that Marv goes both ways. Pity he wasn't able to spread his wings.

 

[demien3k5]

I heard that Marv goes both ways. Pity he wasn't able to spread his wings.

This feels like the days immediately following the deaths of Michael Jackson and Prince. Everyone trying to tear the great one down after they're dead. So sad.

Marv was definitely one of the greats. Steaks that is.

What he did in his spare time out behind the barn when no one was looking is really nobody's business. :no:

 

[Pietro]

Did your friend Marv have a will?.

 

[Baz]

I enjoy a great steak and add a lobster beside it and I'm in heaven.

 

[Madman]

Papa. should we?

No, Demien will have us strung up in a cooler , aging and served at his next barbecue.

 

[papasmerf]

Papa. should we?

No, Demien will have us strung up in a cooler , aging and served at his next barbecue.

Currently Marv's youngest daughter is chilling in my cooler.

 

[DannyDevito]

You traitor, you deceived him by calling him a friend. Then you kill him.

 

[Stuff]

marv was juicy, thanks