If your dick or vagina could speak. What would it say?.

[Tool]

 

[Chunky]

GIVE ME MORE

 

[Bubba]

I have a shy dick.

 

[Chunky]

I have a shy dick.

Now you know why SillyGirl went to NYC as opposed to Bubba's world. :rofl!:

 

[Boing]

Open wider.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Stop choking me...

 

[kat_u13]

This is totally inappropriate but.


Dick: Can you figure out a regular schedule to clear out the head cheese please....

 

[DannyDeVito]

This is totally inappropriate but.


Dick: Can you figure out a regular schedule to clear out the head cheese please....

:search2:

 

[Guido]

Hey, I tired of hanging to the right!

 

[HOF]

If my dick could speak, it would say the following:

1. FEED ME! Little shop of whores, oops horrors!
2. Suck me!
3. Suck me, harder and faster!
4. Suck me, spit on me, suck me whole, get ready for the love potion!
5. I'm gonna feel you from the inside.
6. Don't get any poop on me!:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

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I like her a lot.

 

[Butch]

Hi.

 

[Art Mann]

Sometimes my dick would say "Fuck Me!"

Sometimes it would say "Suck Me!"

And for the right response, it would add "Thank you, Thank you very Much!"

 

[Anto]

Sometimes my dick would say "Fuck Me!"

Sometimes it would say "Suck Me!"

And for the right response, it would add "Thank you, Thank you very Much!"

:biggrin2:

 

[gww]

Something like this....

 

[Transient]

For a change, turn around and snap a picture of me!

 

[HOF]

My dick would say, "I wish I was a vagina so I could make some serious money!":biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

My dick would say, "I wish I was a vagina so I could say no!":biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

My dick would say, "I wish I was a vagina so I could make some serious money!":biggrin2:

Err, you sure that's not some asshole talkin'? :dontknow:

 

[DigglerII]

Hello there.