If your dick or vagina could speak. What would it say?.

[ShowmeThemoney]

It's called shrinkage! I'm a grower not a shower! This has never happened to me before!

Me neither :blush2:

 

[Barbara]

I feel like an Oscar Myers wiener.

 

[WhiteLion]

I feel like an Oscar Myers wiener.

You have a wiener?.

 

[ConquerorRyan]

Mine would say, *why are you avoiding me?* lol

 

[L._s.]

Vagina - I need a breath mint.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

My vagina would say, "I luv you too!"

 

[Dan]

may I peak in please

 

[Microsoft]

My vagina would say, "I luv you too!"

:YMAPPLAUSE: :yahoo:

 

[blackbread]

A penis would say, put me in, if a lady is hot, A vagina would say, stay away, if a wallet is forgot.