Cardinal Fang
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- May 9, 2012
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I have experienced quite a few threesomes in my hobby life but it wasn’t until the last 5 years that they went from being just about sex with two girls to amazing sexual experiences with sexually confident women. I’ve learned that to have the right threesome you need the correct partners and that there has to be genuine chemistry there. I’ve done the “gay for pay” scenario and found it to be boring and meaningless. Threesomes in and of themselves can be very frenetic events. There are times when you think you need to accomplish A, B, C, D etc on a list for it to qualify as a threesome. A let me be one to tell you that many of the positions you think are good end up feeling awkward and foolish when you’re trying to enjoy them. Trust me on this. I’ve been there and I am the poster child for awkward. The trick I’ve found difficult to master is to be able to relax and just give yourself over to the moment and allow things happen. For that you need to find someone you can trust in the scenario.
It’s quite obvious to those that have read my reviews that a few things seem to standout above all else.
I came to learn that she would be at the Airport this week and that she would be doing duos with Lani . Having talked with Amy before she spoke very highly of Lani and let me know how attractive she found her to be. I felt it imperative on my part to see this attraction first hand so that I could deliver to YOU the good and somewhat strange people of HUBGFE my observations. I quickly did my research on Lani and found that she came highly recommended. By all accounts this threesome was stacking up to be one for my book.
On the day of the event it was raining and we’re not talking rain watering the grass type of event. I’m talking about the heavens opened up get the animals in the Arc type of wrath. NOT GOOD! But then I looked outside my office window and noticed a strange site. The Lady of the Clouds!
*Angles start to sing*
Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the 36DDD bosom of the rain signifying by Divine Providence that I, Cardinal Fang was going to have on the most the kick-ass knock down lustful threesomes of my life.
*Angels stop singing abruptly*
So bring on the rain bitches I said!
Came time to leave the office I grabbed my phone and turned on the text to talk app I have and drove to the Airport district. As I’m driving the talk to text app kicks in to read an incoming text from Amy. It’s at this point I think I should mention that this app allows you to choose the voice mode that you want. I selected the “Stephen Hawking” mode because I like to indulge the geek in me. What isn’t indulging is hearing Stephen Hawking say “What would you like me to wear?” as you’re driving down the 401. I made a mental note to remember to change the voice option after my appointment was done.
I quickly made up my way up to the room and was greeted warmly by Amy dressed in high heels, a black cover that was having trouble obscuring her cleavage from my eyes. Amy, as has been pointed out in previous reviews of mine can best be described as a beautiful young woman with a girl next door look and disposition with a wonderfully curvaceous body type that really suits her personality. Dark eyes with even darker hair gives her an exotic look. Her initial shyness will easily give way to a sexually confident person that can easily drown you in affection if you’re not careful.
Then I met Lani. Amy had warned me that Lani was beautiful but to be honest I was not expecting what was standing in front of me. My exposure to Lani before this were what few photos she has on her site, the reviews from the boards and her twitter feed where she can regale you with her stories of taking public transit. I thought Lani was going to look cute. She was the furthest thing from that definition. Lani is stunning. Beautifully curled dark hair, expressive eyes and a sultry smile that catches you completely off guard. She wore red lipstick that despite my best effort NEVER smeared. She definitely meets the criteria of a "cool chick."
The experience itself was amazing. Both women were impeccably dressed and kept their high heel shoes on during the entire event in the bed. They both looked, smelled and tasted wonderfully. And yes it was a small bed but that just ensured that everyone was less than an arms distance away from each other at all times. Both Amy and Lani are incredibly passionate with each other and I must say, I caught myself stopping what I was doing to watch them kiss and go down on each other while in numerous positions. I felt like a voyeur trying not to interrupt them. Of particular fun was watching Lani’s fascination with Amy’s breasts. I let the scenario play out naturally and just went with the flow and both Lani and Amy were more than equal to the task. I found the visual contrast of Amy and Lani together particularly arousing.
I don’t think I could have asked for a better threesome experience and if permitted would be more than willing to do this again with these two. There is no way you should attempt this type of threesome without a minimum of a 90 appointment in my opinion. One hour was far too short to enjoy what these two women bring to the table.
I know I’m going to be asked so I will relay a highlight or two that stuck in my mind. The rest stays locked up in this clerics mind for future use. The first was Amy demonstrating to me her technique for going down on Lani. To make sure that I was properly retaining what was being shown to me I had to get in really close to Amy’s face as Lani was on her back. This allowed Amy to periodically pleasure Lani and then pause to give me a passionate kiss. All women should be shared like this. The other was Lani on the edge of the bed on her back with me going down on her. It got to the point where I could sense she was going to orgasm and pushed on even harder. None of the reviews I’ve read about her noted that she clinches her thighs hard when she comes. But she did! And try as I might to force her legs open to remove myself from her pussy she wasn’t letting go. If anything she clamped down even harder. That’s when I placed my hand on the bed and “tapped out.”
Wow!
In case you can’t tell, I had a great time and I want to thank both of them for this experience. There is a reason these two women have the stellar reputations and reviews that they have. That above all else is reason enough to see them individually or together. You don't need the ramblings of an online Cleric to be convinced.
:biggrin2:
It’s quite obvious to those that have read my reviews that a few things seem to standout above all else.
- I’m a bit of a clown when it comes to matters of sexual discretion
- I’m not actually a Cardinal and
- I have a fondness to enjoy my escapades with Amy - https://ifyouseekamy24.wix.com/home
I came to learn that she would be at the Airport this week and that she would be doing duos with Lani . Having talked with Amy before she spoke very highly of Lani and let me know how attractive she found her to be. I felt it imperative on my part to see this attraction first hand so that I could deliver to YOU the good and somewhat strange people of HUBGFE my observations. I quickly did my research on Lani and found that she came highly recommended. By all accounts this threesome was stacking up to be one for my book.
On the day of the event it was raining and we’re not talking rain watering the grass type of event. I’m talking about the heavens opened up get the animals in the Arc type of wrath. NOT GOOD! But then I looked outside my office window and noticed a strange site. The Lady of the Clouds!
*Angles start to sing*
Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the 36DDD bosom of the rain signifying by Divine Providence that I, Cardinal Fang was going to have on the most the kick-ass knock down lustful threesomes of my life.
*Angels stop singing abruptly*
So bring on the rain bitches I said!
Came time to leave the office I grabbed my phone and turned on the text to talk app I have and drove to the Airport district. As I’m driving the talk to text app kicks in to read an incoming text from Amy. It’s at this point I think I should mention that this app allows you to choose the voice mode that you want. I selected the “Stephen Hawking” mode because I like to indulge the geek in me. What isn’t indulging is hearing Stephen Hawking say “What would you like me to wear?” as you’re driving down the 401. I made a mental note to remember to change the voice option after my appointment was done.
I quickly made up my way up to the room and was greeted warmly by Amy dressed in high heels, a black cover that was having trouble obscuring her cleavage from my eyes. Amy, as has been pointed out in previous reviews of mine can best be described as a beautiful young woman with a girl next door look and disposition with a wonderfully curvaceous body type that really suits her personality. Dark eyes with even darker hair gives her an exotic look. Her initial shyness will easily give way to a sexually confident person that can easily drown you in affection if you’re not careful.
Then I met Lani. Amy had warned me that Lani was beautiful but to be honest I was not expecting what was standing in front of me. My exposure to Lani before this were what few photos she has on her site, the reviews from the boards and her twitter feed where she can regale you with her stories of taking public transit. I thought Lani was going to look cute. She was the furthest thing from that definition. Lani is stunning. Beautifully curled dark hair, expressive eyes and a sultry smile that catches you completely off guard. She wore red lipstick that despite my best effort NEVER smeared. She definitely meets the criteria of a "cool chick."
The experience itself was amazing. Both women were impeccably dressed and kept their high heel shoes on during the entire event in the bed. They both looked, smelled and tasted wonderfully. And yes it was a small bed but that just ensured that everyone was less than an arms distance away from each other at all times. Both Amy and Lani are incredibly passionate with each other and I must say, I caught myself stopping what I was doing to watch them kiss and go down on each other while in numerous positions. I felt like a voyeur trying not to interrupt them. Of particular fun was watching Lani’s fascination with Amy’s breasts. I let the scenario play out naturally and just went with the flow and both Lani and Amy were more than equal to the task. I found the visual contrast of Amy and Lani together particularly arousing.
I don’t think I could have asked for a better threesome experience and if permitted would be more than willing to do this again with these two. There is no way you should attempt this type of threesome without a minimum of a 90 appointment in my opinion. One hour was far too short to enjoy what these two women bring to the table.
I know I’m going to be asked so I will relay a highlight or two that stuck in my mind. The rest stays locked up in this clerics mind for future use. The first was Amy demonstrating to me her technique for going down on Lani. To make sure that I was properly retaining what was being shown to me I had to get in really close to Amy’s face as Lani was on her back. This allowed Amy to periodically pleasure Lani and then pause to give me a passionate kiss. All women should be shared like this. The other was Lani on the edge of the bed on her back with me going down on her. It got to the point where I could sense she was going to orgasm and pushed on even harder. None of the reviews I’ve read about her noted that she clinches her thighs hard when she comes. But she did! And try as I might to force her legs open to remove myself from her pussy she wasn’t letting go. If anything she clamped down even harder. That’s when I placed my hand on the bed and “tapped out.”
Wow!
In case you can’t tell, I had a great time and I want to thank both of them for this experience. There is a reason these two women have the stellar reputations and reviews that they have. That above all else is reason enough to see them individually or together. You don't need the ramblings of an online Cleric to be convinced.
:biggrin2:
