MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Peace EAT properly. Papa I need two of those with cold coffee!

 

[Guido]

Where's my plate of pasta?

 

[Madman]

Where's my plate of pasta?

GUIDOCH, finally reinforcement has arrived.

Listen I NEED YOU QUICKLY.

Seal off the perimeter, we have an exorcism to do on the PRIEST!!

Last nights dream was a doozy, Fangy climbed the wall and clinged to the ceiling looking down hissing at me!!

NOW the hard part is finding another Priest.

TRANNY YOU NEED to go to all known altar-boy watering holes and find us another priest!

 

[Madman]

GUIDO STOP FUCKING AROUND IN THE OTHER THREADS AND GET YOUR FAT ARSE IN HERE!!!!

What's that noise, PAPA is that you....SillyG ...hello

 

[papasmerf]

Where's my plate of pasta?

There ya go bud

 

[Madman]

um, hhhh hhh iiii , Ca caaa r car dinal is that you





GUIDO HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

 

[Guido]

Madman, wait til after breakfast!

PAPA I love you!:BigHug: big bro hug!!

 

[papasmerf]

There ya go bud

Almost forgot

 

[Madman]

There ya go bud

YOU SON OF A SMERF, don't show Guido the food. WE HAVE A POSSESSED PRIEST to take care of first!!!

LOOK the priest has a hair brush and I think it belongs to AMY!!

GUIDO GO MAKE SURE AMY is SAFE!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Madman, wait til after breakfast!

PAPA I love you!:BigHug: big bro hug!!

Anytime mio fratello

 

[Guido]

Almost forgot

Nice, now this is a breakfast. Papa, why is MM jumping up and down screaming??

 

[papasmerf]

Nice, now this is a breakfast. Papa, why is MM jumping up and down screaming??

might be the fact I rinsed his shorts in habanero oil

 

[Madman]

Anytime mio fratello

Now I've seen it all. First Peace and Tranny move in together into the closet NOW IT'S GUIDO AND PAPA.

WELL THEN LET ME TELL YOU this; you two get the broom closet GOD DAMMIT!

 

[Guido]

might be the fact I rinsed his shorts in habanero oil

That would explain his jumping up and down grabbing his crotch. MM relax, come sit down and have a piece of garlic bread.

 

[papasmerf]

That would explain his jumping up and down grabbing his crotch. MM relax, come sit down and have a piece of garlic bread.

I will make him some special I mean fresh garlic bread

 

[Madman]

LOOK outside, Tranny brought back some priests.

https://media.irishcentral.com/images/419*279/priests-playing-football.jpg

LET THE EXORCISM BEGIN!!!

FIND FANGY AND TIE HIM DOWN!!!

 

[Guido]

He's next door arguing with Bozo.

 

[Madman]

He's next door arguing with Bozo.

Perfect, that gives us time to prepare.

PAPA BOIL SOME HOLY WATER and grab the rest of that wine and put it in a bowl.

Guido you go get Peace and Tranny out of the closet. It will take all three of you to hold him down!

Papa and I will throw the wine and boiled holy water on him as the three priest do their thing.

JUST BECAREFUL, DON'T LET HIS RIGHT ARM GO--farker likes to cock punch.

 

[Transient]

TRANNY YOU NEED to go to all known altar-boy watering holes and find us another priest!

Oh. I see you already found him.

 

[papasmerf]

Unintelligible babble

Guido did you hear the way he is raving?