I'm so depressed

[Blank_Dave]

Chokemychicken, my Lord I regret even typing your handle but that's not why I'm writing to you. Please do not give up on trying to find your soul mate. She is out there and she will appreciate your state of celibacy until marriage.

You mean like how Ida appreciated yours? Oops, my bad, I forgot you weren't celibate before you married her were you? :rofl!:

 

[Blank_Dave]

She says she doesn't want anything else to do with me and to please stop calling her! I am not her type and she wants me to move on, I'm so depressed. Who's type am I ?

How the fuck should I know? Cripes, I haven't figured out who's 'type' I am, lol.

How do you guys deal with rejection and how often do you get rejected?

Simple, you deal with it. Dating is a feeling out process (and not just that kind of feeling, perverts), and generally it doesn't work out. Simple as that. Why doesn't she want anything to do with you? Fucked if I know. Maybe you're fat, stinky and/or clingy. Those are all possibilities. Or maybe she doesn't have the time or desire to pursue something more. It's over, it's done, move along.

As for how often I get rejected...Let's just say, I've spent about the last 20 years rejecting myself.

Like some of the others have suggested, why are you looking for a relationship? What are you hoping to get out of it, to put it bluntly? Companionship? Get a pet, they'll still love you no matter how seldom you bath. Sex? You do realize this is an escort board right? To complete you as a person? You are already a whole and complete person, even though you may not know it. Another person will not 'complete' you. That is stuff sold by Hallmark and Harlequin.

And don't ask me how to score babes, because I don't have a clue. Hell, I've never even tried (see the comment above about self rejection). I know a girlfriend isn't the cure all for all of life's problems though.

 

[Madman]

I'm going to email you Baz, I need to know what I should be wearing for dinner and if I can bring a date plus you're paying right?

 

[Baz]

Please folks, I will not read insulting emails. I will only respond to serious enquiries.

 

[-b]

Please folks, I will not read insulting emails. I will only respond to serious enquiries.

You are so unaware of what you are doing.......
It is kind of scary.....I am only saying this to help you......
Does Ida know you are on here without her permission......

 

[Blank_Dave]

Does Ida know you are on here without her permission......

More to question, is/was Ida aware that you've engaged in intercourse outside the confines of you marriage?

 

[a 1 player]

She says she doesn't want anything else to do with me and to please stop calling her! I am not her type and she wants me to move on, I'm so depressed. Who's type am I ?

How do you guys deal with rejection and how often do you get rejected?

I get rejected far more often than I get lucky. After a while one just becomes immune to it. I do well with the ladies, but that does not mean I get every one, or even most of the ones I meet. Just lick your wounds and move on. 50% of the population is female, it's not like there is a shortage of women.

That won't get you the hot chicks, that's for sure

Bullshit. It won't get you gold diggers. That is a good thing.

 

[Madman]

I need a blow job badly, IDA is Baz still at work??:fixer:

 

[chokemychicken]

Thank you for your support everyone. I have emailed Brent and he has promised to introduce me to a woman he thinks will be perfect for me. At this point I don't think it could hurt after all nothing ventured nothing gained.

 

[Art Mann]

Now Batman's multiple personalities are emailing each other.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Thank you for your support everyone. I have emailed Brent and he has promised to introduce me to a woman he thinks will be perfect for me. At this point I don't think it could hurt after all nothing ventured nothing gained.

REALLY?????
This is amazing, truly amazing. He knows the perfect person for you based on your history here?
I'd love to hear how he describes you to her.
"Hey sweetie, I know the perfect guy for you. He works in a 7-11, lives with his mom, bathes a couple of times a week and ... oh yah did I mention that I met him on a message board where guys rate naked women, look at their unmentionable private parts and review and rate prostitutes?..... No I doubt he's ever been one because I haven't seen a review written by him."

BLARG!!!!!

 

[Guido]

REALLY?????
This is amazing, truly amazing. He knows the perfect person for you based on your history here?
I'd love to hear how he describes you to her.
"Hey sweetie, I know the perfect guy for you. He works in a 7-11, lives with his mom, bathes a couple of times a week and ... oh yah did I mention that I met him on a message board where guys rate naked women, look at their unmentionable private parts and review and rate prostitutes?..... No I doubt he's ever been one because I haven't seen a review written by him."

BLARG!!!!!

So true, wow JQ.

CMC have you lost your mind, Bozo will try to brain wash you dude! If they are real they are total wing nuts!

 

[chokemychicken]

Don't worry about me guys, I'm a big boy. I want to meet the lady Brent has planned for me and see if we hit it off. We've arranged to meet in Yorkdale once the lady gives consent. I know many do not trust them but really at this point I have nothing to lose.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Will she give you her consent or her "cunt-scent"?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Don't worry about me guys, I'm a big boy. I want to meet the lady Brent has planned for me and see if we hit it off. We've arranged to meet in Yorkdale once the lady gives consent. I know many do not trust them but really at this point I have nothing to lose.

Maurice raises a Spokian eyebrow......

 

[a 1 player]

Hey Brent... Can I meet one of your lady friends?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Hey Brent... Can I meet one of your lady friends?

LMAO you would dip your dick into anything, I love it!:rofl1:

 

[a 1 player]

LMAO you would dip your dick into anything, I love it!:rofl1:

Not true at all. When I was not sober I would have, now they at least have to have a vagina and a pulse.

Do you guys really think I have no standards?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I heard you once stuck it in some warm liver - true?

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Not true at all. When I was not sober I would have, now they at least have to have a vagina and a pulse.

Do you guys really think I have no standards?

Ok, I'm sure Brent and Idawantsmypenis will be happy to know you have some sort of 'moral compass'.:rofl1: