It's been a while since I logged on here. Recap needed.

[User-E]

Nice try, Ms. Sarah. But if you're going to edit the Cardinal's sentence, this would be way more accurate:

17. Ms. Sarah has posted more and more often proving that she's funnier then the members with a penis. I have not the words ...

ancing:

 

[Art Mann]

Now you're just funnin' with us.

Shame on you.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Sigh...shafted...

 

[Senor Gomes]

It is now called Mexican not Greek.

I've patented it.

 

[Mr Bates]

Been a long one for me too.

You all keep on thinking with the wrong head.

Welcome to our club.

 

[SQUISH]

You all keep on thinking with the wrong head.

We are men it's our right.

 

[Waxed]

Over 3300 hits on the Miley thread.

WTF?.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Over 3300 hits on the Miley thread.

WTF?.

Just proves that there is no accounting for taste on here.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Just proves that there is no accounting for taste on here.

There is a Baz joke there somewhere...

 

[Charcoal]

Sticky material.

 

[j]

Over 3300 hits on the Miley thread.

WTF?.

:don'twantto-see:/

I am avoiding it.

 

[Baz]

Cream-d-Mint is a cordial.

You lost me again but regardless I stand by my position and reiterate - I AM NOT A TROLL.

 

[papasmerf]

You lost me again but regardless I stand by my position and reiterate - I AM NOT A TROLL.

Sunday morn and you are here

You are slowly becoming one of us

 

[Baz]

Sunday morn and you are here

You are slowly becoming one of us

Don't flatter yourself LOL, I've told you all before I am not a religious activist by any means. Believing in a higher power does not mean I attend church religiously. I believe in treating people as I would want to be treated and doing good, being a good person will eventually have its rewards.

 

[Barbara]

Lets see now off the top of my head:

1. Honeybee came, pissed some people off by pretending to be a lawyer then left.
2. Tboy left because he wasn't allowed to use the C word.
3. Madman is an ongoing prick.
4. Robin still hasn't figured out which way he prefers to swing.
5. An escort named Lola joined the board. We all fell in love with her while she proceeded to fist us with a hamburger.
6. Baz joined the board to Troll.
7. Ida, Baz's wife joined the board to point out she's not happy with Baz and his trolling ways.
8. Papasmerf makes breakfast for us every morning and won't accept a tip.
9. SillyGirl has gotten over her boot fetish.
10. Amy is still a little clumsy in heels.
11. I joined the board and have proceeded to annoy the admin with the report post function.
12. Blissful was banned after loosing it on Baz. A person only marginally more stable than her.
13. Transient posted a picture of his ass. Not to be outdone I posted a picture of my Joe Boxer waist band and was promptly warned by the Mod never to do it again.
14. Art Mann may or may not have seen Bridgette from Select although who can really tell seeing as how HE NEVER SAYS A FARKING THING TO ME.
15. I started an advice thread and I can honestly say I have yet to help anyone in a meaningful way. Mission accomplished!
16. Lily Devine joined the board and showed us her breasticles.
17. Ms. Sarah has posted more and more often to prove that she's smarter then the members with a penis. I have not the words....
18. PrimO is thinking about seeing an escort. Actually....he's only posted once about it. To be honest nobody really knows what the Fark he wants to to.
19. Some guy named Sheik joined and he hosts these industry parties where escorts and johns sit around with drinks in there hands awkwardly wondering - "why the hell would she ever want to have sex with that douche."
20. Batman57 came and spammed the board and delivered homo erotic poetry to some members by way of PM.
21. Amy moved into a new place and painted. Given her stature she needs an extension pole 20 ft long to paint the ceiling.
22. People have mocked each other. Some of it funny, some more annoying. I'm not sure where I stand as I'm currently sitting down.
23. I may have crossed a line with point number 20.
24. Madman continues to be a prick. I know I'm repeating myself but I CAN'T STRESS THIS POINT ENOUGH.
25. Most of the guys on this board are obsessed with anal sex. I don't get it.
26. By I don't get it I mean ......I'm not getting any anal sex.
27. The post anything you want thread has yet to be hijacked.

That's about it really......

Thank you CF, I feel like I've never left.

I'm surprised at Tboy's absence. I think he'd be perfect pick for revenge sex.Diabolic yeah

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Agreed and if you're into humiliation sex I'm your cleric.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Agreed and if you're into humiliation sex I'm your cleric.

Self petty will get you everywhere.

 

[God]

Robin is sending Danny naked pictures of himself.

 

[Lily Divine]

Lily Devine joined the board and showed us her breasticles.

It truly was my pleasure to do so but now it is all about my ass.

Speaking of my ass...

Most of the guys on this board are obsessed with anal sex. I don't get it.
By I don't get it I mean ......I'm not getting any anal sex.

Is this what you want my Christmas gift to be?

Just asking because I am feeling naughty tonight. :wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Really? Only tonight? :biggrin2: