It's been a while since I logged on here. Recap needed.

[HarrisonF]

What did I miss that is of importance and how you've all been doing?.

 

[Slick]

Welcome back.

Hof has over 21,000 posts.

 

[Wazzap]

I hear HUBGFE changed ownership a year or so ago.

 

[DannyDeVito]

God is really not God and Fang is not a Cardinal.

Prick still a prick.

Papasmerf died.

Amy still swallows.

Robintheboywonder may be gay.

Peace still hugs.

Bosco is not a cop.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What did I miss that is of importance and how you've all been doing?.

Lets see now off the top of my head:

1. Honeybee came, pissed some people off by pretending to be a lawyer then left.
2. Tboy left because he wasn't allowed to use the C word.
3. Madman is an ongoing prick.
4. Robin still hasn't figured out which way he prefers to swing.
5. An escort named Lola joined the board. We all fell in love with her while she proceeded to fist us with a hamburger.
6. Baz joined the board to Troll.
7. Ida, Baz's wife joined the board to point out she's not happy with Baz and his trolling ways.
8. Papasmerf makes breakfast for us every morning and won't accept a tip.
9. SillyGirl has gotten over her boot fetish.
10. Amy is still a little clumsy in heels.
11. I joined the board and have proceeded to annoy the admin with the report post function.
12. Blissful was banned after loosing it on Baz. A person only marginally more stable than her.
13. Transient posted a picture of his ass. Not to be outdone I posted a picture of my Joe Boxer waist band and was promptly warned by the Mod never to do it again.
14. Art Mann may or may not have seen Bridgette from Select although who can really tell seeing as how HE NEVER SAYS A FARKING THING TO ME.
15. I started an advice thread and I can honestly say I have yet to help anyone in a meaningful way. Mission accomplished!
16. Lily Devine joined the board and showed us her breasticles.
17. Ms. Sarah has posted more and more often to prove that she's smarter then the members with a penis. I have not the words....
18. PrimO is thinking about seeing an escort. Actually....he's only posted once about it. To be honest nobody really knows what the Fark he wants to to.
19. Some guy named Sheik joined and he hosts these industry parties where escorts and johns sit around with drinks in there hands awkwardly wondering - "why the hell would she ever want to have sex with that douche."
20. Batman57 came and spammed the board and delivered homo erotic poetry to some members by way of PM.
21. Amy moved into a new place and painted. Given her stature she needs an extension pole 20 ft long to paint the ceiling.
22. People have mocked each other. Some of it funny, some more annoying. I'm not sure where I stand as I'm currently sitting down.
23. I may have crossed a line with point number 20.
24. Madman continues to be a prick. I know I'm repeating myself but I CAN'T STRESS THIS POINT ENOUGH.
25. Most of the guys on this board are obsessed with anal sex. I don't get it.
26. By I don't get it I mean ......I'm not getting any anal sex.
27. The post anything you want thread has yet to be hijacked.

That's about it really......

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OH and fig newtons are named after a City and not the scientist.

 

[papasmerf]

WTF

I never got the memo

 

[DannyDeVito]

WTF

I never got the memo

Blame Boing.

 

[papasmerf]

Blame Boing.

that was Paul Smerf

He will be missed

 

[Baz]

6,7 and 12 or biased opinions and I wish to raise an objection.

6-I did not join the board to troll but I did join thinking I would save a few of you lost souls,

7-Ida prefers I would not log onto here anymore but not for the reasons stated,

12-Blissful is burdened by her medical issues and drugs, I on the other hand am very stable and clear in my thinking.

Carry on, I only wanted to clear up a few facts for the record.

 

[papasmerf]

6,7 and 12 or biased opinions and I wish to raise an objection.

6-I did not join the board to troll but I did join thinking I would save a few of you lost souls,

7-Ida prefers I would not log onto here anymore but not for the reasons stated,

12-Blissful is burdened by her medical issues and drugs, I on the other hand am very stable and clear in my thinking.

Carry on, I only wanted to clear up a few facts for the record.

 

[Baz]

The best thing for a frog in your throat is a good stiff drink of your favorite scotch.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

6,7 and 12 or biased opinions and I wish to raise an objection.

The Inquisition recognizes the tiny little troll named Baz and grants him leave to state his objection. He is instructed to keep it brief and to maximize the use of vowels at every opportunity in order to please the Court.

6-I did not join the board to troll but I did join thinking I would save a few of you lost souls,

No one asked to be saved other than Robin and that was only because Batman keeps getting banned. Objection overruled on account of you're missing the letter "r" in your. Furthermore, the court is none too pleased in the way you've decided to presented yourself.

7-Ida prefers I would not log onto here anymore but not for the reasons stated,

The court therefore recognizes that what you on this board goes against you wife's wishes thereby making her unhappy. We further find that your continued membership on this board further ridicules your wife's feelings and causes her to question who or what she married. It is therefore obvious you care little for your wife's feelings or you have no wife at all.

12-Blissful is burdened by her medical issues and drugs, I on the other hand am very stable and clear in my thinking.

The court finds that there is probable cause in the first part of this statement but that the second part is clearly speculative and in the absence of expert testimony is hearsay and dismissed.

Carry on, I only wanted to clear up a few facts for the record.

Our busty stenographer has taken down all the comments and will file them accordingly.

Court dismissed......

 

[Baz]

The Inquisition recognizes the tiny little troll named Baz and grants him leave to state his objection. He is instructed to keep it brief and to maximize the use of vowels at every opportunity in order to please the Court.



No one asked to be saved other than Robin and that was only because Batman keeps getting banned. Objection overruled on account of you're missing the letter "r" in your. Furthermore, the court is none too pleased in the way you've decided to presented yourself.

Improper use of past tense. "The pot calling the kettle black"



The court therefore recognizes that what you on this board goes against you wife's wishes thereby making her unhappy. We further find that your continued membership on this board further ridicules your wife's feelings and causes her to question who or what she married. It is therefore obvious you care little for your wife's feelings or you have no wife at all.

This argument is dismissed for not using the R "The pot calling the kettle black"



The court finds that there is probable cause in the first part of this statement but that the second part is clearly speculative and in the absence of expert testimony is hearsay and dismissed.



Our busty stenographer has taken down all the comments and will file them accordingly.

Court dismissed......

I will take this case to the Supreme Court of Canada if need be. If you would like I can ask Ida to make her presence felt to prove her existence but be forewarned it will not be a cordial response.

 

[papasmerf]

I will take this case to the Supreme Court of Canada if need be. If you would like I can ask Ida to make her presence felt to prove her existence but be forewarned it will not be a cordial response.

Cream-d-Mint is a cordial.

 

[Art Mann]

The best thing is a good stiff drink of your favorite scotch.

Your best post yet, Baz, even if I did have to edit out a few needless words.

 

[Boing]

It is now called Mexican not Greek.

 

[Art Mann]

Fark you!

. . . Art Mann may or may not have seen Bridgette from Select although who can really tell seeing as how HE NEVER SAYS A FARKING THING TO ME. . . . .

Not true.

See? Never say never.

By the way, where is Miss Bridgette?

I can only hope she had half as much fun with me as I had with her.





(Of course, I have to admit that about all the lovely ladies who are gracious enough to see me.)

 

[User-E]

Lets see now off the top of my head:

17. Ms. Sarah has posted more and more often to prove that she's funnier then the members with a penis. I have not the words....

Thanks for the mention my dear, sweet, precious Cardinal ...

Hiya HarrisonF :BigHug:

 

[Art Mann]

Nice try, Ms. Sarah. But if you're going to edit the Cardinal's sentence, this would be way more accurate:

Ms. Sarah has posted more and more often, proving she's smarter then the members with a penis.