It's been this cold lately.

[Willy]

US weather: Record-shattering cold reaches as far south as Florida; parts of Niagara Falls freeze over - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

 

[Prick]

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Madman]

Crusty has been in a permanent state of shrinkage for the last two weeks.

 

[papasmerf]

Crusty has been in a permanent state of shrinkage for the last two weeks.

I can tie a lie around it, attach the other ed of the line to my trailer hitch, pull it down the 401 and try to stretch it out.

 

[Madman]

I can tie a lie around it, attach the other ed of the line to my trailer hitch, pull it down the 401 and try to stretch it out.

That may work and every now and then can you go forward and reverse quickly and rapidly.

 

[papasmerf]

That may work and every now and then can you go forward and reverse quickly and rapidly.

Happily would I back up until I no longer see you in my rear view and instead see you in the glare of my headlights....Speed body be damned

 

[Madman]

Happily would I back up until I no longer see you in my rear view and instead see you in the glare of my headlights....Speed body be damned

This is why when I need something done, it is always better to do it myself. Excuse me and turn around, DON'T WATCH you pervert! :whackit:

 

[papasmerf]

This is why when I need something done, it is always better to do it myself. Excuse me and turn around, DON'T WATCH you pervert! :whackit:

Tug as hard as you want.....I told you not to accept a BJ from a Piranha.

 

[Madman]

Tug as hard as you want.....I told you not to accept a BJ from a Piranha.

and I told you to turn around, STOP PEEKING!!!! :no:

 

[papasmerf]

and I told you to turn around, STOP PEEKING!!!! :no:

Get your own Piking Duck, damn it

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

 

[ReservoirDog]

We are just paying for the last 3 good winter years. It's Canada, suppose to be cold.

 

[papasmerf]

I was pleasantly surprised when I stepped out the door this morning to temps in the teens rather than negative numbers. It felt almost balmy by comparison to the last few days.

High near -1 f tomorrow for me

 

[Henley2897]

How cold is it?.

 

[The-Womb]

How cold is it?.

So cold that we lost the You Tube link :LMAO:

 

[Dier]

In the plus next week Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

If anyone needs one...I have slightly used shovel you can have.....In fact I expect I will have an even newer one by morning.

 

[Joefriday]

US hits record for costly weather disasters: $306 billion - 1/8/2018 10:38:36 AM | Newser

 

[Cybermike]

Another snowstorm tomorrow. Hire a student to shovel your snow.