Jerking Off Thread..

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My Valentines thread is being used as a jerking off thread..
So here is it is....

Question how long does it take you to jerk off.......what do think of...
Ladies your input would be nice too.....

I am still working on myself.....:grrrrrr:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Theoretically speaking this entire board is a jerk off thread. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Theoretically speaking this entire board is a jerk off thread. :biggrin2:

that is like saying life is a terminal condition for which there is no cure.

 

[oldguyzer]

that is like saying life is a terminal condition for which there is no cure.

There is a cure...death. Just not in a rush to take that cure.

 

[oldguyzer]

Question how long does it take you to jerk off.......what do think of...

Just to answer your original question, the answer is it depends on how fast I want it to take. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow. Depends on mood and time.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Amish Porn gives me wood.

 

[oldguyzer]

Amish Porn gives me wood.

Knot holes? :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Knot holes? :biggrin2:

Termites :LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh not another word association thread.

 

[Madman]

 

[papasmerf]

Oh not another word association thread.

more of a wood association thread

 

[oldguyzer]

Hard or soft wood?

 

[papasmerf]

Hard or soft wood?

depends on the tree

 

[peace]

do you mean kush?

 

[celticman]

Amish Porn gives me wood.

You need to branch out and stop leaving it to the poplar Amish folk. They wood be Ashen if they knew.

 

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And here is Robin....The Boy Wonder.......:clapping2:

Madman seems taken by this.....

 

[007]

I have never jerked off :Liar:

 

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Here Guys.....Other than Pies

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Peel it and remove the fruit or cut the tip off and squirt the inside out, then rinse the rind with warm water and fill it with lube. Wrap the sections around your member, or shove your load into the hole, and pump. Prior to playtime you can put the skin in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up, just be careful not to leave it in too long and burn yourself.

 

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Plastic Baggie. Pick your size (from snack to storage), fill it with Crisco, Vaseline, Jell-O or banana pulp, and then stuff it with your meat. Hold the package in your preferred hand or cram everything under a cushion, then pleasure yourself to completion.

 

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Select a jar and fill it with stewed tomatoes, Spaghetti O's, mac-n-cheese, cottage cheese, oatmeal or peanut butter. Cover the top with plastic wrap and a rubber band, cut a hole and you're ready to go.


Take a large cucumber, squash, watermelon, honeydew, or cantaloupe, cut a hole to fit your erection in one side, and a smaller opening the size of a pencil in the other. Hollow out the inside to fit your circumference and then screw the squishy goodness. You can place your finger over the small hole and remove it to adjust the draw to simulate the effect of getting a blowjob.