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A recent scientific study has shown that 85% of all sexually active people masturbate in the shower whereas the other 15% sing. Do you know what song it is they're singing?
My neighbour knocked on my door & asked if i knew anything about missing items from her clothes line.. geez, i nearly shit her panties..
Two elderly ladies, Gertrude and Ethel, are at the movies. Midway through the flick Ethel leans over and whispers to Gertrude, "The man next to me is masturbating!" Gertrude says, "Oh, big deal! He's not hurting anybody; just ignore him." Ethel hisses, "I can't! He's using MY hand!!"
My neighbour knocked on my door & asked if i knew anything about missing items from her clothes line.. geez, i nearly shit her panties..
Two elderly ladies, Gertrude and Ethel, are at the movies. Midway through the flick Ethel leans over and whispers to Gertrude, "The man next to me is masturbating!" Gertrude says, "Oh, big deal! He's not hurting anybody; just ignore him." Ethel hisses, "I can't! He's using MY hand!!"
