Reckless88
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No fab for me.
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Fortunately he's got nothing against blue, Leo.
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I'll do her if it's for free.
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Hilarious SWA Flight attendant- In Mid Life Crisis MUST meet Ellen and Jimmy Fallon!!
Hilarious SWA Flight attendant- In Mid Life Crisis MUST meet Ellen and Jimmy Fallon!!
If an air traveler couldn’t sit back and enjoy the flight after this bit of humor, he’s hopeless.
A Southwest Airlines flight attendant channeled her inner stand-up comedian when making the usual pre-flight safety announcement, a recent YouTube upload shows. She rattled off one-liners about every procedure, it seemed, including a no-smoking warning.
“If we do make you that nervous the next hour and a half, you’re more than welcome to step outside. We don’t discriminate at Southwest. We have a special smoking section just for you,” she said in the middle of what was either a remarkably well-prepared routine or a stream-of-consciousness monologue that rivaled the best works of Joyce.
The passengers, bound for Salt Lake City, Utah, based on what the attendant said in the video, clearly enjoyed themselves for the three-minute spiel. Watch and enjoy, yourself.
"if you can afford a $2,000 fine then u wouldn't be flying with us in the first place" lmao
Hilarious SWA Flight attendant- In Mid Life Crisis MUST meet Ellen and Jimmy Fallon!!
If an air traveler couldn’t sit back and enjoy the flight after this bit of humor, he’s hopeless.
A Southwest Airlines flight attendant channeled her inner stand-up comedian when making the usual pre-flight safety announcement, a recent YouTube upload shows. She rattled off one-liners about every procedure, it seemed, including a no-smoking warning.
“If we do make you that nervous the next hour and a half, you’re more than welcome to step outside. We don’t discriminate at Southwest. We have a special smoking section just for you,” she said in the middle of what was either a remarkably well-prepared routine or a stream-of-consciousness monologue that rivaled the best works of Joyce.
The passengers, bound for Salt Lake City, Utah, based on what the attendant said in the video, clearly enjoyed themselves for the three-minute spiel. Watch and enjoy, yourself.
"if you can afford a $2,000 fine then u wouldn't be flying with us in the first place" lmao
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I remember one attendant who was on one of my regular routes, and he was always cracking jokes on the PA, generally making us all feel at ease with the long flights and interminable delays, lousy food, and so on. Apparently he got warned by the company to quite the smart ass remarks, but a number of his regulars all wrote to the company headquarters praising the guy. Flying sucks. Anything the folks onboard can do to make it slightly better is welcome!
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Emma Stone vs. Jimmy Fallon
Emma Stone vs. Jimmy Fallon
For those that haven't seen this yet
Emma Stone vs. Jimmy Fallon
For those that haven't seen this yet
Yeah, and her lip synching was pretty good too!
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